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Feeling her D 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Mulan is so into Tiana's tits.

Well then! 58 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Were the Jews not white?

Mind blown 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

It's more like forced snowballing.

Incredible 17 comments

guest · 9 years ago

She's pretty and the dog looks adorable. I think I want to marry her.

My geography teacher just drew this map out of his mind 21 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Well he is a geography teacher after all.

The pains of shopping with women 19 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I've never understood a woman's desire to go shopping with her man. My gf/fiancee does this to me too and I'm just internally screaming the entire time. We've had conversations about it and I've had to tell her that I hate it. It was not a fun conversation.

truth 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

We've got our brains, which allows to invent things like swords and airplanes, so that we don't need horns or wings to fight our animalistic battles.

Not okay 24 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say...

Things are about to get really sad, but this is important. 55 comments

guest · 9 years ago

The truth should never be not safe for work.

Disney Meets Hollywood 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Lol join the club, we had to read it for my short story/novel class in college and I didn't know what we were supposed to get out of it.

Disney Meets Hollywood 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

It's not really a scary movie, maybe a little disturbing. Kinda hard to describe what it's about. Probably best to just go read the synopsis on amazon or something. Oh and read the book. It's less frightening cause you spend half the time reading trying to figure out what all the slang terms mean.

This is the droid cover I was looking for 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I need that so much.

Grim but True 20 comments

guest · 9 years ago

How do you even forget how old you are? *honest question*

Look at the fish I caught 29 comments

guest · 9 years ago

That's a nice fish.

Swiggity swooty 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

They're capris.

Double corgi fatality 8 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Need to make this into a *wasted* gif

But what about the people with horrible voices and amazing handwriting... 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Heehee "hardness" "size" "grip"

Well I guess it's the best place to have the shit scared out of you 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

How could anyone NOT notice that? It's not like it's hidden or anything.

Anyone else with me? 25 comments

guest · 9 years ago

So did Neo.

This is Gold 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

OMG lol the world NEEDS to see this.

Swiggity swooty 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Ahhhhhhh denim. What a time to be alive!

mind blown 11 comments

guest · 9 years ago

More like on a scale of stoned to double rainbow, how high are you? lol

New measurement instead of banana! 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

"For scale" huh?

One of the toughest exams 2 comments

guest · 9 years ago

*As a med student who just went through this* I approve. lol

Clever girl 1 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Marry her!

Why are People Against It? 126 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Kinda hard to read the fine print when you're baptized at <1 year of age and are brainwashed from that point forward. (although, is it really brainwashed if there was nothing there to start with). *disclaimer I'm a Catholic who doesn't care that I was brainwashed.

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U wot m8 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Looks kinda like the stabby guy from Futurama.

The chest 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Why isn't the brain in the chest?

so joe and me have something in common 2 comments

guest · 9 years ago

His head looks really small for some reason.

The next generation of cruise ship. Would you go on it? 37 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Does the Hindenburg ring any bells?

Word p*rn. 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I didn't know poindexter was someone's actual last name.

Who's The Puppy? 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

You can tell which one is the puppy because they're holding it so carefully.

Read this post 17 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I think he was referring to the building of the Coliseum. Sure as shit, Romans didn't get their soft hands callused up moving a bunch of rocks.

My man has a point 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I'm willing to bet there's some gay bar out there that doesn't serve straight people, but nobody cares to complain.

A Marvel Wishlist (add your own in the comments!) 46 comments

guest · 9 years ago

These are superhero movies, no whiny bitch movies. Had enough of that with Tobey McGuire. (more black widow was a good suggestion, I guess Hawkeye too, but he's kinda meh)

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Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

It's probably because it's a terrible costume.

This will blow your mind 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Actually, you're wrong. Standard issue US military grenades come with 2 safety measures. The pin, which is pulled first, is the first. The second is the spoon, which is the little curved handle that flips off when the grenade is tossed. The grenade won't detonate until that spoon is triggered.

There's more than that buddy 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

It's just a blue whale. They're fun!

This girl rocks 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Unfortunately, it wouldn't work that way. Plus, all she had to do was visualize his face and then write his name.

Dr. Awkward 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

count *facepalm

Dr. Awkward 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Do periods counts for nothing you animals!?