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Every time.

*find

Did I just fin California in a drought again? *checks map*

Welcome to the nope boat.

Staph

That was a good joke, but you should feel bad.

ET looks high. Can't unsee

That pup's happy face gets me

Welcome to tumblr captain. There are ships for everything.

"Who is in my house?" Face.

Yo. You are out of toilet paper.

You called?

The struggle of being an artist. I know thee all too well

Can relate

Red bull gives you wings.

Because Avocado.

*insert mlg here*

*sings "I am a gummy bear" while taking the photo*

*glares at syfy*

It does say in Greek myth that Zues came and sexed a woman as a goose, and there is even more lore that states the same fact. The greecian gods could, in myth, turn into animals.

Yes, for the matter of fact I am.
(Love this show)

And it turns out to be the villain and you are in a corner with a blanket over your head going
"I called it."

Add that to the book Simon.

Honey why do you want I am at the game?

Isn't that how the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books worked?

His (maybe) little brother even joins him.

Chisel and hammer folks, invest.

Imagine that as a spiral staircase

When I untangle my head phones, it looks like I am practicing jujitsu.

Can we have this please?

How much is that face in the window?

Same

Every time.

British politics at their best.

Magic

I live in GA, and the summers aren't that bad in my opinion.

I am with luffy on this one. Where is the food?

Yes.

Sir do you need a burn heal? Some ice maybe?

By the way her son is laying, I would say she killed him more than she "put him to sleep".

It looks like a loaf of bread

Yes. All the yes.

Gravity is there, but you aren't pouring the liquid fast enough for it to let go of the cup.

So a crossover happened in Budapest.

I finally found my friend Pedro.

Someone make a mechanical version, please.
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Like, for classroom use.

I like the last one. One of the groomsmen is really good at acting. (At least I hope)

A sped-up version of these baking could have been used in any horror game's intro

Why is there a tally on near-death experiences? O_o