On my last day of school I plan to cover all the depressed teachers in glitter

Don't forget to strut after

"baptism of stupid" imma use that

Your teachers won't be depressed... They'll be celebrating your stupidity walking out the doors and a summer of freedom

That my friend, is a BRILLIANT idea.

That's a lot of cleaning up to do

Yes.

Need a lot of glitter my friends. Including for myself.