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(It's the poster of the super long comment. Yes, I came back to see the reaction to my comments. So sue me.)
I remained anonymous just because I couldn't be bothered to make a long comment.

relaxing and makeup is NOT relaxing. Ideally, I wouldn't wear makeup at all, but I feel hideous whenever I don't put it on, so I wear it for confidence.
10. Women "deteriorate" because we wear makeup. And this is the kind of shit that makes me feel hideous when I don't put it on. I'm somehow uglier if I don't have longer lashes, more defined eyes, and darker lips. It's bullshit.
And, by the way, unless you're looking like fucking Brad Pitt or Channing Tatum, don't you dare start talking about deterioration.
11. Also, not true. But this is more in the man's defense rather than the woman's. Plenty of fathers are highly invested in their children's lives just as women are. And a lot of times, women are just as ignorant and clueless to their children's lives just as some men are.

le-parents, people in debt, etc.
7. FUCKING BULLSHIT. I SWEAR TO MOTHERFUCKING GOD. This is not the fucking Dark Ages, the only point in a woman's life is no longer getting married, raising kids, and keeping up the household. No, our success is now the same as everyone else's because we're supposedly equal to men. I fucking HATE this. It's such bullshit.
8. Only bad marriages. You marry someone because you love them for who they are.
9. Obviously the definitions of "dressing up" are completely different. When I say dress up, I mean in an actual dress and nice shoes and everything to look nicer than usual. Sometimes I dress a bit nicer than usual just to feel nice, but otherwise I don't fucking dress up to go read a book.
If you think that "dressing up" is putting on makeup and clothes, then OF COURSE I put makeup on when I go out somewhere.
But a lot of girls still don't put makeup on just to read a book, who the fuck does? That's when you're supposed to be just hanging out and

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dollar item? That's just stupid. And, yes, I pay half the original price when there's a sale because that's the logical thing to do. Also, I DO sometimes splurge, just as a treat to myself, but I haven't gone shopping in three years just because I can't afford it.
4. You fucking kidding me? 337 items? Who the fuck has 337 items, Kim Kardashian? At the most, I'd say I have thirty items I use for maintenance, and most of that is makeup.
5. Although it's a cute little saying, we know it's not true. The argument isn't over until the problem has either been resolved or, at least, settled for now.
6. Bullshit! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? The world does not just disappear when you get married! You still have fucking bills and world-problems and all that shit, it doesn't disappear and you don't forget about it.
Also, plenty of men worry about the future even when they're not married. And, again, there are so many more factors to contribute to these statements. There's sing

That's not true. I'm also a girl and there are some girls that do some of these things, but I think of it more as some of their quirks, but not every woman does this.

Personally, I'm a allergic to Coke and Pepsi. It gives me a severe stomachache whenever I drink too much (which is more than two or three sips).

Sorry for that, it's just . . . God. This makes me so fucking pissed.

m gonna stop here.
So, really, I dare those men to go crying into their little mommies handkerchiefs about how hard it is to be a man. How sexism is making your life so much harder. Complain about all the hard double-standards and unfairness. But you know what? Don't go crying to momma, she'll tell you the same thing I told you. So go cry to daddy. Or, better yet, cry to yourself. Rock yourself to sleep with your little blankie, telling yourself that one day all the double-standards will be gone and that the world will be completely equal and that you just have to wait. I fucking dare you.

have to act like a motherfucking bitch in order to do you're business.
You think they want to act this way? No. I would much rather prefer to be all friendly and innocent and charming and easy like my coworkers, but a lot of assholes treat me like I'm less than them and I have to teach them wrong by being a bitch.
Not to motherfucking mention that it's still seventy-five cents to every dollar that a man makes. Is that fucking equal? Are you still complaining asshole? Not to mention all the blatant harassment. Especially if you're a woman in a workplace surrounded by men. Quite often, the harassment is made by your boss, as well. So it's not like you can do anything about it, lest you be fired. You just have to deal with it. And all the goddamn glass ceilings that prevent you from moving up just because you're a fucking woman. You know, I could go through so many more paragraphs describing the YEARS of oppression that women have suffered and the injustice they've gone through. But I'

to those morons?
3. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW. SOMEONE HOLD MY FUCKING WIG WHILE I FIND THE CREATOR OF THIS THING AND POUND HIS FUCKING ASS INTO THE FUCKING GROUND SO HARD THAT EVEN FUCKING CHINA WILL FEEL ME PUNCHING THIS MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE INTO THE FLOOR.
Women in business ARE called independent and strong sometimes, but most of the they're classified as bitches. Why? Because we have to act like bitches to get the men to listen to us and we have to be bitches to get to the top.
I will not count the times that a group of asshole men have laughed and snickered at me while I was making a presentation just because they thought I couldn't do it because I was some weak ass woman. The only way I got their fucking attention was to act like a motherfucking bitch.
Business is competitive as it is, the things you do are generally already labeled as bad, but if you're a woman and you really have to assert yourself because some jackass thinks you're incapable, then you

(it cut me off) those men can take care of them. So it's the opposite with a cougar whereas she takes care of him. So we should celebrate both of them for being so well-off that they can take care of someone else (of course, they should be able to tell that they're a gold-digger if that's the only reason the significant other is dating them).
2. Okay, there are plenty of girl gamers and it's just that it's so rare that it makes it cool that a girl likes video-games. And I've honestly never met a guy without a Playstation or XBox or something.
I agree that men are generally more stereotyped on being a gamer, but that's not generally what I picture as a guy-gamer. I picture some skinny teenager in sweats and a hoodie playing World of Warcraft, jerking to each side every so often as a result of being so absorbed in a game. But it's only the idiots who think gamers are the overweight guys with towel-capes and play video-games practically as a living. So why the fuck is anyone listening

Hell's Angels were also the ones who made a barricade against the Westboro Baptist Church protestors at the Sandy Hook funerals, right?