That's not true. I'm also a girl and there are some girls that do some of these things, but I think of it more as some of their quirks, but not every woman does this.
Okay, I hate this. I hate all these posts stereotyping women and making it seem like men are so much better than them. Bullshit. So I'm gonna try and refute every statement.
1. Okay, when I hang out with my friends, I usually call them bitches, assholes, jerks, etc. when I'm kidding, and they do the same with me. Although we mostly use actual names.
2. What the fuck kind of idiots pays sixty dollars for a bill that's only half that? The real example should have been "Each of them pay ten dollars for a bill that's $32.50 and then someone pays for the rest".
Anyways, that's besides the point. Not all women want to divide things in exact amounts, I'll pay in part of my friends all the time. Not all women are stingy; I've met plenty of stingy men. Besides, there's more factors to consider than just "man and woman". What if you just got fired? What if you're just poor in general?
3. Again, WHY? Why would you pay more than is needed? Who the fuck pays five dollars for a three do
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dollar item? That's just stupid. And, yes, I pay half the original price when there's a sale because that's the logical thing to do. Also, I DO sometimes splurge, just as a treat to myself, but I haven't gone shopping in three years just because I can't afford it.
4. You fucking kidding me? 337 items? Who the fuck has 337 items, Kim Kardashian? At the most, I'd say I have thirty items I use for maintenance, and most of that is makeup.
5. Although it's a cute little saying, we know it's not true. The argument isn't over until the problem has either been resolved or, at least, settled for now.
6. Bullshit! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? The world does not just disappear when you get married! You still have fucking bills and world-problems and all that shit, it doesn't disappear and you don't forget about it.
Also, plenty of men worry about the future even when they're not married. And, again, there are so many more factors to contribute to these statements. There's sing
le-parents, people in debt, etc.
7. FUCKING BULLSHIT. I SWEAR TO MOTHERFUCKING GOD. This is not the fucking Dark Ages, the only point in a woman's life is no longer getting married, raising kids, and keeping up the household. No, our success is now the same as everyone else's because we're supposedly equal to men. I fucking HATE this. It's such bullshit.
8. Only bad marriages. You marry someone because you love them for who they are.
9. Obviously the definitions of "dressing up" are completely different. When I say dress up, I mean in an actual dress and nice shoes and everything to look nicer than usual. Sometimes I dress a bit nicer than usual just to feel nice, but otherwise I don't fucking dress up to go read a book.
If you think that "dressing up" is putting on makeup and clothes, then OF COURSE I put makeup on when I go out somewhere.
But a lot of girls still don't put makeup on just to read a book, who the fuck does? That's when you're supposed to be just hanging out and
relaxing and makeup is NOT relaxing. Ideally, I wouldn't wear makeup at all, but I feel hideous whenever I don't put it on, so I wear it for confidence.
10. Women "deteriorate" because we wear makeup. And this is the kind of shit that makes me feel hideous when I don't put it on. I'm somehow uglier if I don't have longer lashes, more defined eyes, and darker lips. It's bullshit.
And, by the way, unless you're looking like fucking Brad Pitt or Channing Tatum, don't you dare start talking about deterioration.
11. Also, not true. But this is more in the man's defense rather than the woman's. Plenty of fathers are highly invested in their children's lives just as women are. And a lot of times, women are just as ignorant and clueless to their children's lives just as some men are.
Yeah, everyone has their own opinion and they can express it, but people pay more attention when it's written in a polite, mature, rational manner instead of swearing every other sentence. Also, this is clearly making fun of stereotypes. It is not meant to be taken seriously.
1. Okay, when I hang out with my friends, I usually call them bitches, assholes, jerks, etc. when I'm kidding, and they do the same with me. Although we mostly use actual names.
2. What the fuck kind of idiots pays sixty dollars for a bill that's only half that? The real example should have been "Each of them pay ten dollars for a bill that's $32.50 and then someone pays for the rest".
Anyways, that's besides the point. Not all women want to divide things in exact amounts, I'll pay in part of my friends all the time. Not all women are stingy; I've met plenty of stingy men. Besides, there's more factors to consider than just "man and woman". What if you just got fired? What if you're just poor in general?
3. Again, WHY? Why would you pay more than is needed? Who the fuck pays five dollars for a three do
dollar item? That's just stupid. And, yes, I pay half the original price when there's a sale because that's the logical thing to do. Also, I DO sometimes splurge, just as a treat to myself, but I haven't gone shopping in three years just because I can't afford it.
4. You fucking kidding me? 337 items? Who the fuck has 337 items, Kim Kardashian? At the most, I'd say I have thirty items I use for maintenance, and most of that is makeup.
5. Although it's a cute little saying, we know it's not true. The argument isn't over until the problem has either been resolved or, at least, settled for now.
6. Bullshit! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? The world does not just disappear when you get married! You still have fucking bills and world-problems and all that shit, it doesn't disappear and you don't forget about it.
Also, plenty of men worry about the future even when they're not married. And, again, there are so many more factors to contribute to these statements. There's sing
7. FUCKING BULLSHIT. I SWEAR TO MOTHERFUCKING GOD. This is not the fucking Dark Ages, the only point in a woman's life is no longer getting married, raising kids, and keeping up the household. No, our success is now the same as everyone else's because we're supposedly equal to men. I fucking HATE this. It's such bullshit.
8. Only bad marriages. You marry someone because you love them for who they are.
9. Obviously the definitions of "dressing up" are completely different. When I say dress up, I mean in an actual dress and nice shoes and everything to look nicer than usual. Sometimes I dress a bit nicer than usual just to feel nice, but otherwise I don't fucking dress up to go read a book.
If you think that "dressing up" is putting on makeup and clothes, then OF COURSE I put makeup on when I go out somewhere.
But a lot of girls still don't put makeup on just to read a book, who the fuck does? That's when you're supposed to be just hanging out and
10. Women "deteriorate" because we wear makeup. And this is the kind of shit that makes me feel hideous when I don't put it on. I'm somehow uglier if I don't have longer lashes, more defined eyes, and darker lips. It's bullshit.
And, by the way, unless you're looking like fucking Brad Pitt or Channing Tatum, don't you dare start talking about deterioration.
11. Also, not true. But this is more in the man's defense rather than the woman's. Plenty of fathers are highly invested in their children's lives just as women are. And a lot of times, women are just as ignorant and clueless to their children's lives just as some men are.