Imacompleteturd

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Digital Agoraphobia at its Best 28 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
So i was once a squirrel. But now im sweet n tame? I DONT WHA- SQUIRREL.
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Iron Man' and Cola 1 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
but....but...pepsi can
The reality is sad. 25 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
Gay but has a girlfriend? Umm i cant say anything or some fandoms will come and murder me
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Lookin at ur d*ck 18 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
Either it means youre too far to see it or its incredibly small
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If you're on FunSubstance with your phone 32 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
My brain doesnt know what to do now
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weenie hut jrs 26 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
Holy crap im 12 I GET TO GO TO SUPER WEENIE HUT JRS? THAT WOULD BE THE BEST DAY IN MY YEARS OF LIFE
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Invisible for a day 12 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
Dump water on peoples pants so they look like they peed themselves
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Age Verification Win 4 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
I do. I always messed the tapes up everytime i tried to rewind and my parents had to fix them
When I turn the lights off 34 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
I seriously watched the whole thing like twice then the third time i jumped. Thanks brain
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This is acctually a pretty good idea. 8 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
If im painted then i will be a completelypaintedturd and i would be even more fabulous
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boulder opal from Australia 19 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
IT LOOKS LIKE A RUNE
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Dear rest of the world 30 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
WE ARE SELF-CONSCIOUS . ITS LIKE A TEENAGE GIRL LOOKING IN THE MIRROR AND THINKING SHES NOT ENOUGH. SHES PERFECT. EVERYONE LOVES HER BUT SHE HATES HERSELF AND A COUPLE OTHERS HATE HER TOO BECAUSE THEYRE JEALOUS.
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This is acctually a pretty good idea. 8 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
If you put a little paint on it and make it pretty then id be happy
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They know you steal it 7 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
NO THANK YOU BECAUSE I HATE WHEN PEOPLE PUT GUILT ALL OVER ME FOR TAKING THE SOAPS
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I feel like a lonely lonely minority 11 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
And me: I GUESS YOUD SAY WHAT CAN MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY MY GIRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLL
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Fat people with confidence 48 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
That you are right my friends
Fat people with confidence 48 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
I feel like there has been more skinny vs. fat posts lately
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Suck n' lick 5 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
ALL OF YOU READ IT IN HIS VOICE
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Princess darth vader 9 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
I was the grudge. If i looked at people theyd freak the fuck out
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The "perfect" female body 1955 62 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
I dont think it matters if youre fat or skinny because if youre happy with yourself and you embrace it youre good! Im skinny and people worry a lot about me but i have enough meat on me to survive and i embrace it. Especially with fights. My bones hurt more if i jab someone with them >:)
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*lick* *psshh* 20 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
You see watson that is called cannibalism, elementary.
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The only way Real Madrid can beat Barcelona 14 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
Earthbenders gettin all serious and shit
Charzading 5 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
Okay so how many times did this happen that people actually came up with a word for it?
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Anti-social mood 15 comments
imacompleteturd · 8 years ago
This is so freaking accurate