IS THAT THE BOY THAT FISHES OFF THE CRESCENT MOON? THIS IS WHERE HIS STORY STARTS. There he sat on his boat, trying to catch a fish. As the sun began to sink down toward the horizon he continued waiting for that slight tug. Soon he realized that the darkness had seeped around him the only thing giving off light, the moon. The man reached out hypnotized by the soft glow. As his fingers hit the smooth surface of the sphere he was surprised. Suddenly a flick of light and a stream of sparkles engulfed him. With wide eyes he looked at his illuminated hands legs and watched as he transformed. Tried desperately to grab anything to keep him on his boat only being able to grasp his fishing rod. Then we see him now. His body now as a young boy. There he sits. Waiting for that slight tug. There to stay, forever.

OH GOD ALL THOSE MEN LANDING ON AN INNOCENT MAN

I dare them to camouflage as legos. Then instead of rocks they have to lay in a lego bin. Welcome to hell

DREAM JOB. SUP BITCHES IM A MERMAID

He looks so ashamed after

Hey mommy? *accidentally pushes button and sinks* mom of the year

THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH BARBIE NOWADAYS. SHES ALWAYS MAKING A MESS AND NOT CLEANING IT UP

I can just see them in hell telling everyone where the YMCA is

There shouldnt be an s

The one on the right is like guess who gets all da diamonds

Oh my god i had to close my eyes when i went down it

Oh my god. You know what this means. We need to find unicorns. And eat them.

If someone did this to me prepare for the broken pieces of your device scattered everywhere