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guest · 9 years ago

Goddammit, Leaf Leaf.

guest · 9 years ago

"F*ck me in the ass 'coz I love Jeeeesuuuuuuus"
(Sorry, I was reminded of this terrible silly song by the last picture...)

Science b*tches 31 comments

guest · 9 years ago

And a shmup gamer can track 10 to 15. ALL HAIL \o/

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I'm tempted to assume the latter 35 comments

guest · 9 years ago

wow
very humor
much fun

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Did you know? 27 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Some interesting facts, and then, this 259x39 shit. 259*39 is 10101, we get it. Goddammit.

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The apology letter 7 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Is he really a 4th grader? I'm 29 and I've never made an apology that sincere and clever.

Simple trick for winning any staring contest 14 comments

guest · 9 years ago

If you lose the contest, you win a boy/girlfriend, so... no staring contests with people you do not like :)

The camel looks good 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

"You look stupid when you smoke" is a terrible idea for a campaign that should be linked to cancer.

True 34 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Been here, done that ;)
When I got really bored (flat countrysides, especially), he became really tiny and had to navigate through the pages of the magazine I was "reading".

Please tell me I'm not the only one 26 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Most of you people have terrible body hygiene.

It takes downright evilness to crack a human being 39 comments

guest · 9 years ago

What about psychological and emotional support, instead of systematic lex talionis?

Deep.. 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

An old French saying says "dead at 20, buried at 80" ("mort à vingt-ans, enterré à quatre-vingts", and yes, we say "quatre-vingts" for 80, which literally means four-twenties).

Reminds me of Imitation Ga(y)me 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

That's one of the most beautiful stories I have read this year. Your grandma is awesome!

Don't let others demotivate you 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Achievement unlocked: Ironic failure :)

there ya go 30 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Now that's an inspiring comment :)

there ya go 30 comments

guest · 9 years ago

A more accurate reaction to people trying to speak non-native languages would be "shut the hell up, at least he tries, you fat fucks". Just my opinion ^^'

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Vegans 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

So, vegans are all dumb, right? The "spot the vegan" joke is on par with the "spot the feminist joke" for making lots of people look like complete idiots because of a few retards claiming to be with them.

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Dolphin brain vs Human brain 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Convert into brain-to-body mass ratio, and you'll still get to the conclusion that humans rule: about 1 to 1.5% for dolphins, 2.1% for humans :)

U wot m8 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Is this what mandrills look like now?

The Damage a Viking Axe Can Do 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

This man is clearly not going on a murder spree any time soon/
Clearly not.

You’re not really in tune with what’s going on, are you? 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

"I'm not that hashtag? HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS TO ME?"

Wait. 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

The USA are right about the daylight savings shit. But I think they were right by accident on this one.

He eats everything beautiful 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Looks like the kind of puppy that would eat my soul.

It's a trap! 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Also, I don't know why I wrote "episode" instead of "joke". Oh God.

It's a trap! 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Came here for the "it's a wrap" episode.
Was disappointed.

What is this witchcraft?! 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I see it now. It's terrific!

Hey random ambivert! 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

So... being kind of an emotionally balanced person? Did we really need a new word to say "balanced"?

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Every time 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

How ironic: your laziness probably keeps you from having a better paid job.

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My dreams 18 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Just put your legs under the water, I can heat up your boobs for you.

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Finals are coming up 22 comments

guest · 9 years ago

When anyone asks why I don't want to join the annoying "discussion" they have been fueling with utter bullshit for 15 minutes straight.

The pron and cons of boys 16 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I'll send this picture to every cis woman and gay man who get confused between theyr and thei're.

The anatomy of songs 15 comments

guest · 9 years ago

A vast majority of the music I like could be drawn here as a whole black bar of "electric noise and weird singing/grunts".

Let's Talk About Fear 32 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Björk's music videos? What the hell is frightening in "All Is Full Of Love"?

Fat levels in pics 37 comments

guest · 9 years ago

ilke2surf implying a man cannot be a feminist. Kind of pisses me off.

Fat levels in pics 37 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Hurray for curvy ladies \o/

Just a little advice for the girls 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

The second one probably wants to make love to you, and the third one probably wants to make love with you. Three different points of view, three different intentions.

Muh genes 26 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Am I the only one to think they are both stupid? He is a rude insensitive douchebag, and she claims that his thoughts are pure prejudice, like obese people are not at all exposed to a metric ton of health issues that can be at least alleviated by eating less and/or practicing any sport. Nothing about the issue of mass obesity can be summed up in a few sentences on a TV show.

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A guy like you 6 comments

guest · 9 years ago

"I wish I could find a guy like you, but, you know, really handsome and sexy, because my dating standards are actually based on physical taste, which creates an endless cycle of douchebag-dating/regretting/seeking-comfort-from-you/repeating-the-same-mistakes."

"Hey look, I stole your heart" 34 comments

guest · 9 years ago

"You have very... very beautiful eyes, and I... I... aaaaaaargh."

The one to marry 14 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Marry the one who makes you drool in every circumstance.

Now I know that the walls are really thin 2 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Why the awkward face? You should just have answered "thanks, dude" and rejoiced.

Wrong movie, friends 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person.

Pretty valid list 20 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Why did she wait to have ALL THESE SIGNS OF MISERABLE FAILURE to dump him?

75 years old, Suffering from ALS for last 50 years 9 comments

guest · 9 years ago

His body would still rot, y'know.

Fake sets of conspiracies of real events 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Yeaaaah, the Lock ness monster is definitely real, yeah, sure.

If you think about it 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

AMEN TO THIS.

Apparently these fears exist 20 comments

guest · 9 years ago

"Hilarious".
People being handicapped by irrational fears, and anonymous douchebags on the Internet making fun of them. How hilarious.

Almost the same 10 comments

guest · 9 years ago

I'm sorry, but... Engrish and Comic Sans MS is the worst match ever.
BUT if you enjoy this kind of comparisons, you should subscribe to Couch Tomato's Youtube channel. Just sayin'.

Satan's how to guide! 13 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Joke's on you, it doesn't work on Mac or Linux.

This is called a wall of death, most heavy metal concerts have them 32 comments

guest · 9 years ago

A standard mosh pit is completely chaotic (if you love physics, the trajectory of someone in a mosh pit really resembles a brownian motion).
For a wall of death, the part of the audience who wants to get involved in it is asked to separate in a kind of Braveheart fashion, and they start running when the song starts or the drums come back. (In France, we actually call it a Braveheart, by the way.)