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Majestic bastard 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
YASSS BITCH SLAY
Bus to hogwarts 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*your wand ARM out
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Majestic Horns 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If anyone on this thread mentions Homestuck, as a fan of it myself, I will personally fight you.
this cat 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
goals tbh
"okay!" 33 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Derek Landy: excuse you
(if you don't know the Skulduggery Pleasant series, please read it, it's hella)
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relationships 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
he's dead
he's hella dead
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Make your own! 71 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The numbers have been ticking down since the coffee shop, and the excitement inside me has reached a peak. Butterflies swirl in my stomach. I'm finally going to meet the one.
4...
3...
2...
And my eyes, somehow, meet a pair of bright brown ones across the street, crinkled up with a grin. She's crossing, now, nearly at the light, her hair blown back by the light breeze, and the sun is shining and lighting up everything-
And then the car hits her.
There's a dull ringing in my ears as I stumble back, gazing at the twisted limbs and blood.
I can't remember much from that point on, except for the man who wraps a blanket around me and sits next to me in the ambulance. All I can see is the look on her face, the one that lit up those gorgeous eyes of hers.
Later on, they tell me that I'm in shock. Fair enough, I say. I'm numb and freezing, and can't think straight.
I glance down at my wrist, waiting in the A&E. The numbers have stopped.
And a bright red 0 flashes on the broken clock.
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14 tips that could save your life 75 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If you're being attacked, go for the eyes/throat. Muscles can't build up there, and it'll affect the person you're aiming for more than if you kicked them in the groin and missed. In a fight, your body's going to do the fight or flight thing, and you'll probably be shaky and unsure. So aiming for a place that you're 100% sure will do damage rather than a place that you could miss because you're scared, will definitely improve your chances of getting away safely.
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This one got me right in the feels 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
from tiny nerds to taller nerds...
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Cats teaching a thing 36 comments
guest · 6 years ago
i can't think of a pun
it's catastrophic
Cats teaching a thing 36 comments
guest · 6 years ago
that was beautiful
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DAY 200 OF YOUR DAILY DOSE OF CUTE!!!! ENJOY :) 65 comments
guest · 6 years ago
you are literally the sweetest person on here, thank you for being amazing!
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Goals 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hey, as one of those, as you so eloquently put it, "damn ragheads", I'm here to tell you to kindly shut up. Have you ever heard of basic human respect? Kindness? Courtesy? There's already so much hate and vitriol on the Internet, and you, you want to add to it? Do you know how awful it is to see yet another derogatory comment on my race? Do you know how hurtful that is? I'm sorry, but please, fuck off.
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*Uterine lining intensifies* 29 comments
guest · 6 years ago
@stark if it's your joke, pls take it to the trash. it'll be with its own kind
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The real reason girls have so many shoes 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
he knows too much
God damn news 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
that's the best thing i have ever read, thank you, mgoveia, for making my life that much better
Eyebrow game strong 30 comments
guest · 6 years ago
damn son look at that eyeliner
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Homophobia 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
bro
please
no
there are young children on this site
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The most sacred rule 41 comments
guest · 6 years ago
https(:)//www(.)youtube(.)com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
this is the video the screenshots are from in case anyone's interested (remove the brackets) :)
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You want equality? There you go! 47 comments
guest · 6 years ago
YES.
Assemble! 27 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Okay but where's Black Widow on this
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It itched like hell 27 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I live in Asia, near the equator, and honestly? You don't know the pain of having, like, fifteen of these on your right leg alone lmao
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In case none of you knew 38 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I wish God was here too, so He could tell you that loving others, not judging them, is what you should be doing, instead of making hateful comments on the internet about other people who's lives will not affect you in any way. Grow up, OP.
T-Swift 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
no it's becky
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Obama and Thailand's prime minister 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
bro
hey bro
*whispers*
fuck off bro
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That's offensive 71 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Just a nice lil' tip to all the people trying to read these comments:
Don't.
It's honestly not worth it.
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That's offensive 71 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Thank you, bubbleblaire.
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That's offensive 71 comments
guest · 6 years ago
bro please fuck off alright
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Wot m8? 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
i swear on me mum
Dog attack! Soo cute :) 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
tag ur extreme horror pls
We're watching you, Lucas 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
lucas better stay in his gODDAMNED LANE
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Archer cosplay done right 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
NICE
Mark Ruffalo, eating Ruffles on a Buffalo. 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
modern art
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Haha!! get it? GET IT?! 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
dear god
Tumblr in a nutshell. 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You forget the shitposters. And the meme loving fucks.
It takes downright evilness to crack a human being 39 comments
guest · 6 years ago
excuse me?
okay, let's just assume that most people who are suicidal have depression. do you know what depression is? it's a mental illness. it physically affects your brain and the way you think, alright? it's just as valid as a physical injury.
bullying someone with depression/who is suicidal is like if you kicked a person's broken leg, and then were surprised when it got worse.
Me at the doctor's 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
gonna use this next time i get blood drawn
there ya go 30 comments
guest · 6 years ago
lmaoooo
there ya go 30 comments
guest · 6 years ago
yooo so i'm desi, right, and i can understand hindi and gujurati perfectly well, i'm just not confident enough to speak it? if somebody had encouraged me instead of making me feel stupid for not speaking hindi/gujurati well, then i'm fairly sure i'd be fluent. encouragement matters, kiddos.
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Honest to God 38 comments
guest · 6 years ago
aLL OF THEM OH MY GOD
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Female neckbeard 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
op, i think you mean PASTEL grunge. grunge is too mainstream.
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This Guy Knows What He's Saying 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Also, OP, ever heard of adoption?
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Christie Brinkley Doesn't Believe In Aging 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
A L L H A I L C H R I S T I E B R I N K L E Y
A Marvel Wishlist (add your own in the comments!) 46 comments
guest · 6 years ago
can we all just have a moment of silence for the potential black widow and scarlet witch merch that could have been
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How long have we been running 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
fuckin SAVAGE
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It took me a second to realize 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Why am I not surprised that it's Evan Edinger who made this pun.
Asshole cops 2 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
guys. this is just a wild guess, but i think-
i think the title is being sarcastic??
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I'll just leave this here. 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh, so grammar rules are more important than validating somebody's feelings, are they? Especially for people who are already condemned by most of society anyway, huh?
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