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Slenderman, is that you?

The first one is usually a normal girl, the second is the one who had an "accident" a few weeks ago with her boyfriend or whoever

Loki and the loon. Google it.

Iiiiiiiii don't think so. She was ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that jack jack was powerless when it turned out he was just a LATE BLOOMER. MEANING DASH AND VIOLET WERE BORN WITH POWERS. FEEL SOOOOO SORRY FOR THEM

They fade fast as hell though

I want to get the guy who played Morpheus to dress up as Morpheus and get a ton of people together and gather where we know keanu reeves will be and we all look normal, but at a cue we all just freeze and like, wisk Morpheus in while reeves is looking around and have Morpheus be like, wake up neo, we need you to come back. The matrix has taken you, just look around, and reeves looks around and we all start moving and wisk Morpheus away again.

He had a full rocking moustache that he carefully waxed every morning, but had to shave it down to fit in the gas mask. He just couldn't shave it all off and kept that ridiculous souvinear

All you need is a paper lanern, some LEDs and some cotton balls

Optimus prime? Bitch that be megatron where the fuck are your eyes

This is how I feel shopping with my mom.

*harkness. I hate you autocorrect.

Because captain jack hardness was transported back, had an unfortunate accident and, like always, came back after a little while.