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things at rest tend to stay at rest 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"I'm hungry, but I don't want to eat", a five-book trilogy
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Quick... bring it into the capital! 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I thought they built it in Troy.
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So True 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I need this potato tonic. Where may one such as I procure something of this strenght?
ok 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I know what you did last night boy
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Stan Lee ideas were different in the swinging 70's 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Looks perfect to me
and oooh they laugh out loud to every single joke 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And they all have a conversation throughout the movie.
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3 proven ways to stay awake 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm so glad they provided an example for the last one.
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Games are fun they said 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Would you like to play a game?", Jigsaw says.
I say, "Oh boy, is it bingo? Checkers? Better not be Monopoly".
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How people in superhero movies probably react when shit starts to go down in their city 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Living in a superhero world would be weird. Like, you could walk outside and look at the neighboring building and it be destroyed, and your first thought would be, "The neighbors are gonna be pissed", without a second thought that the building was destroyed.
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You son of a b*tch 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That means he was doing it with.... a dog?
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The foam on my beer looks like the United States 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I bet it's domestic.
Just to be Crystal Clear 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Jewish? :T
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Welcome to Mississippi 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's more idiot protection than anything.
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Superman has learned, at last 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Now if he could learn to not destroy cities in his fights
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One tattoo to ruin them all 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That tattoo artist couldn't have gotten paid enough for that. That is not a tattoo, that's art.
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Lollipop 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
:I that would have it's ups and downs, separated by a pivotal moment
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Flash is probably the most powerful superhero 23 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He can't, though. When Barry Allen ran at the speed of light, his body turned into the lightning bolt that caused him to become a speedster, since only energy can travel that fast.
My book of choice 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Who needs a book? I'm already proficient in mediocrity.
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Welcome to Mississippi 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Break a window or pick the lock on the back entrance.
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oh my gosh 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
At least you didn't find Soylent Green being prepared.
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It looks so beautiful..... 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't know, man. I think it'll cost an arm and a leg just to get some.
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2 simple questions: Why & how 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Grand Theft Auto
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The hoia baciu forest 34 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*holds up hand* "can I come too? I'll bring marshmallows." *holds up bag*
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Literally, shots fired 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*drinks one*
*wonders where eyebrows went*
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The signs will lead the way 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
But when I do it, it's "treason" and "punishable by death". Standards, amirite?
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Have you ever seen a horse so small 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It would be easier to take down the horse-sized duck, since you could put it down in one shot. You would need something real heavy to take down 50 duck-sized horses quickly.
When showing friends something on your phone and they begin swiping away 26 comments
guest · 9 years ago
lmgtfy.com/?q=Guided+access+iPhone
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On the Greece thing 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Greece borrowed a sh*tton of money and the EU is asking them to pay up.
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476,311 people follow the Big Ben clock on twitter... Which BONGS every hour 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Someone found the golden idea. I wish I did it first.
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The greatest invention 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
*cringes in realization
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Non-Americans on July 4th 31 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Those paragraphs had no flow, bro
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3*7 Plane Drivers 68 comments
guest · 9 years ago
7x3 Aeronautical Drivers
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Tumblr makes me rethink my life ,3 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You're growing faster than you are dying, which would mean a net growth of cells.
Eyup. Pretty much every night. 42 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They're called fucking machines, but they are illegal in many countries.
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Flirting gone wrong 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Too confident"? She should have ended it first.
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Tumblr makes me rethink my life ,3 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Science lecture! The human body actually increases it's cell count until the age of 22, which means that it's growing faster than it's dying. After that, the chromosome's telomeres begun to shrink with every replication, and the cells don't replicate as fast. Once the telomeres are too short, the cell cannot replicate, which causes age-related deaths.
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TL;DR: This tumblr post is untrustworthy.
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Dolphins are the ultimate bros you can ask for 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Where you at, SJWs?
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Hide it! 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
His Psalms're sweaty, knees're meek, Amos are heavy...
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Shrek is love, Skrek is life. 26 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The "I did this, what're you gonna do about it" face from Shrek is the best.
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Happy Fourth of July!! 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Not enough explosions.
Got to love Siri 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If we divide zero by zero, and convert it to a fraction, we can simplify it to one.
Boys, remember not to buy Apple Watch 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I think it's funnier to picture the fridge on the beach while you're "walking". The thought of the furious multitasking is the best.
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Boys, remember not to buy Apple Watch 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I feel bad for any of your friends or family when you get hungry, dickpickles.
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False advertising for Toothless toy 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's a visible representation of an ego.
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Statement for Police 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
A similar issue arose from the Miranda trial. He got off because he didn't know his rights, so that's why they read them to you as you are being detained.
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Statement for Police 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You could just show it to them, but not hand it to them.
Boys, remember not to buy Apple Watch 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I love long romantic walks on the beach.
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Ageless Hollywood actors 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Look at the last one
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Think about this when you go swimming next time 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Don't fly into a beach, though. You'll get LOST.
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Canada no 27 comments
guest · 9 years ago
America is the guy who doesn't care how much we get beaten, but will rain hell upon those who hurt our brothers.
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