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woof woof‼️ 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The Madagascar rep looks like it came straight out of Dog of Wisdom
Grad School Professor: Who wants a beer after the midterm? 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Last semester I had an English prof who cursed a total of over 1000 times during all the lectures I had with him. Plus the course I had him for was Comics As Literature.
College is fucking great.
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Long distance relationships are special 28 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh, the joys of heteronormativity
Halloween and Stupid Teachers 40 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Of all the things that definitely happened, this definitely happened the most.
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Small puppy plays with kitten for the first time! 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
SO SMOL. THE SMOLLEST.
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I tend to be a neutral good-chaotic good kind 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Good/evil are pretty self-evident, lawful is the tendency to adhere to rules or personal moral codes while chaotic places value on personal freedom rather than obedience.
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One of the many reasons why Paranorman was an excellent film 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Considering that gay representation is only just starting to trickle into children's media, any gay character who isn't a retrogressive stereotype is automatically an accomplishment
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Literally a Matchbox 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Can a match box?
No, but a tin can.
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Turn signals are optional 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No, we're just sick of assholes driving like the road belongs to them because their car cost more money.
Guns save lives 62 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Actually, witnesses report that the sixteen year-olds weren't trying to break in at all, they were just talking with the eleven year-old outside. So yes, their guilt is doubtful, and no, he did not deserve to die even if he was guilty.
Guns save lives 62 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Two witnesses saw the boys talking with each other outside before the shooting, with one reporting that the 11yo was trying to buy a phone from them. There are no signs of forced entry on the door and it was the middle of the day. This likely wasn't some heroic act of self defense; it was a child killing a slightly older child with almost no provocation, which is exactly why gun control is necessary.
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Racisms 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*stupid (I just had French class)
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Racisms 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The comment is a joke, it's trying to be stupide
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August in Canada everyone 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And yet this week in Montreal we're expecting temperatures to reach 30ºC BEFORE factoring in the 90% humidity.
What even is Canadian weather?
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Pureblood slytherin hermione 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Nature in the shadow of technology 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
They're all crowded together in the nice cool shade and it's adorable.
But yeah, I wouldn't really call a herd of domesticated sheep "nature".
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He made it out 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I agree with you, but this post is 100% fake so it doesn't really matter.
This show looks like a steaming hot shit. 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Trust me, nobody wants this. Not even the groups they're trying to pander to.
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My psychology teacher said they can't think at all? 27 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There are cases of people who didn't acquire language until late enough in life that they can remember what it was like before (e.g. deaf people who didn't initially have access to specialized education, kidnapping victims who were never socialized). Many of these people say they had rudimentary thought processes based on concepts, but that learning words or signs allowed them to articulate much more complex ideas in their minds. A person who never learns a language would likely think similarly.
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What if 52 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There's likely never going to be a panacean cure for cancer, each case is too different. The best we can do is advance the different treatments through research so that there are more options for doctors to choose from.
Russia donated a memorial gift to USA for Spet 11 29 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If you're not kidding about the ball/clit thing, then you have a very warped idea of what a clitoris looks like.
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Beauty and the beast 39 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The organs are used for research purposes, and they are only taken if the mother decides to donate the fetal tissue. Furthermore, the organs are not sold for "about $75 US per organ", but donated to labs free of charge, though the abortion provider may increase the fee due to the increased effort required for donation.
There is not, as you seem to be implying, some sort of fetal organ black market. The obtained tissue is used for research in the hopes of advancing science and medicine, and not for personal gain, and the donation of fetal tissue is legal in the U.S.
Amazing chimera cat 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's not dyed. As the title says, the cat is a chimera, which is a genetic anomaly where an organism (animal, plant, or human) possesses two different sets of DNA. One of this cat's DNA sets codes for black fur, the other for orange.
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So true 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Fun fact: in Orwell's 1984, the government keeps its citizens under the impression that they are constantly at war in order to a) promote the fervent, cult-like worship of the Party and Big Brother, and b) keep everyone working and productive without expecting the outputs of their labour to actually increase the overall quality of life.
Living in America 27 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Certain circles on tumblr tend draw a distinction between racism and prejudice. They define prejudice as any form of discriminatory behaviour, and racism is a subtype of prejudice which is systematic and institutional.
By those definitions, a white American can experience racial prejudice, but not true racism, because there are no institutions and systems in place which specifically work against white people.
HawHaw 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
A dildo, probably
kayaking into a volcano 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
gr8 b8 m8
Flock of seagulls was my favorite 80s band 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Mine! Mine! Mine? Mine! MINE! MINE! MINE!
wHaT tHe f*ck 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
For all I know you're both all the same guest. And I could be too.
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He hit rock bottom 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yeah I'm pretty sure top/bottom just refers to the given partner's role in sex and doesn't necessarily reflect on the power balance in the relationship.
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Is this a spoiler? 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Not as badly as the showrunners have been fucking up her plotline.
Like yeah, she fucked up a lot at this stage in the books too, but she also managed to fix some things and her reasons for doing stuff made sense.
so 35 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yeah, stuff like this is just an extension of body horror. We have a primal fear not of the creature specifically described, but of humanoid things that clearly aren't healthy humans. This face evokes sickness, mutilation, and the frightening distortion of the familiar, not some ancient superpredator from our collective unconscious.
It's the same reason so many people are freaked out by clowns; the parts of our brains that deal with processing human faces are very sensitive to abnormalities like the ones clown makeup creates, so they don't sit well with us.
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Awesome school yearbook 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I was yearbook editor at a private school and I am 100% certain we could not have afforded this. I'm curious as to just how much that shit cost.
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Day 248 of your daily dose of cute: Sandy nose 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure
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Cool 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well this sounds like a definitely true story that totally happened.
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f*ckin truth man 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I rewatched Lilo and Stitch not to long ago and let me tell you, it is WAY sadder when you're old enough to understand all the awful stuff Nani is being put through.
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Be happy. Please 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This isn't even about homophobia, it's about relationships in general. If you're gonna rant about that shit, at least do it where it's context-appropriate.
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When people talk 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Welcome to the internet, you must be new.
Putin is love 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hopefully they'll have the sense not to make their coat buttons out of a metal that turns to powder when it gets too cold.
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Dog groomer stories 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yeah that was my interpretation, schnauzers seem to have some sort of predisposition for being complete assholes.
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How I felt coming out in 2015 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Should we really just forgive opinions that are inherently hateful and prejudiced, though? Like, if I went around saying I don't think black people should be allowed go to school with white people, I would be accused of being racist, and rightly so. Why should we treat gay marriage any differently?
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Ha mom!! 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I think people are just more open about it on Tumblr.
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When a student challenges me to a game of Words with Friends 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Are people really still playing words with friends?
Dear everyone (mostly my parents), 29 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yes, because getting a tattoo will inflict profound psychological trauma on children and gay marriage will kill people.
This post is about choices which don't affect anyone except the person making them (with the possible exception of abortion, depending on your views). The message is to stop opposing things "just because you don't like them"; in other words, it's saying that personal preference alone is not a good reason to judge or forbid something. By no stretch of the imagination is it claiming that murder is okay.
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#TeamRodc*cker 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm sure he does HEYOOO
I admire his commitment to loving cheeseburgers 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
CHEESEBURGER BACKPACK CHEESEBURGER BACKPACK!
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*salty face at beiber* 52 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Same goes for calling him "gay". He's like the quintessential straight white fuckboy and y'all need to own up to your shit instead of pawning him off to other groups.
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We are scary people 31 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Whenever I'm with friends and we see a larger or louder group of teenagers go by, we start scoffing and complaining about "youths".
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Daniel Radcliffe summing it up 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I find it kind of selfish to end a friendship because the other person doesn't return your feelings? It's happened to me more than once that I've fallen in love with a friend who didn't reciprocate, but we always kept the friendship going. It's not like either of us could control what we felt or didn't feel for the other, so it wouldn't be fair for me to cut her off just because we wanted different things. Yeah, it hurts like hell at first, but eventually you move on.
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