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Imagining the downside of living with a woman who asks every day, "You gave away a million dollars?!?!"

Time to start the petition to change the name of Uranus because of all the stupid jokes.
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New name: Urectum.
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(Stolen from Professor Farnsworth.)

The guy has to be OK with being tricked and manipulated. It's a heck of a way to start a marriage. OTOH, I wonder how long he was stringing out the engagement, so the fiancee isn't automatically 100% nuts.

Employee grade: A-
Humanity Grade: A+

I don't find this cute or clever at all. Even if you don't find it creepy, why would you want a wooden plaque with this poem? It seems like an attempt at a folksy craft that really missed the boat.

Oddly satisfying that it has a happy ending instead olf a malicious twist.

Also requires a trailer furnished "just so" with only her fav brand of water available. Even on charity shoots.

The advice used to be to carry a book, and fans or just someone curious would be likely to say something. Of course, now I've seen many posts complaining about peopl;e in a coffee shop or restaurant disturbing someone. The delineating factor is probably if you're cute. That is is, cute ones can disturb, the rest better not.

Notice that the hair isn't included so you can't gage color, teture and certainly not length. Also, she doesn't know if one person is, say, 50 pounds overweight which changes the face.

I design air bag systems, and that little garden was painful to imagine.

To be fair, she notices that you don't put the time in to your classwork, and you SURE aren't spending it on chores, yet you're never without the phone updating Twitter, Snapchat and Instagram.

Unfortunately, that's totally subjective. So, what's acceptable in one time is not in another. Example: The Dutch were totally fine capturing and transporting slaves to "The English Colonies" in the Americas, but didn't want to own slaves. Or, the trend now is to be totally for gay marriage, but intolerant of three people who want to be married polyamorously. But watch someone get on his/her high horse if you say you're against the first, or for the second...the same person in fact.

...so...more like Jamie and Cersei?

The drinking age in Wisconsin in 1978 was 18. So their senior year, they could have legally gotten plenty of beer.

Me: "Ohhhh....you must be so proud!"