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Accurate 42 comments

guest · 10 years ago

FOR PONY!!!!!!!!
(Richard FTW!)

guest · 10 years ago

I wouldn't be able to handle that. I'd want to bust out some rope, break the glass, and rappel down there just to explore.

Firework 14 comments

guest · 10 years ago

If you can find the video of this with sound, the multiple car alarms really make it ten times as funny.

A man living the dream 5 comments

guest · 10 years ago

That man is a role model

This really annoyed me 26 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Something like this happened at a school in my district (not my school, but still same district). Someone found out that someone else had brought a knife and intended to stab another person. They took the knife away and alerted a teacher. They were then suspended for "possessing a weapon on school grounds." Zero Tolerance is great and all, but it shouldn't also mean Zero Common Sense!

Pokemon creator has something to say 7 comments

guest · 10 years ago

They really are in a no-win situation. I mean, I know I've caught myself simultaneously wishing that they'd stick with the old Pokémon and moves and such and that they'd stop with the minigames, but at the same time wishing for new Pokémon and sidequests and imagining ones I'd create. And I'm not the only one. But ultimately, they know how to do their job, and it seems to be working pretty well for them.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to play some Pokémon! *Teleports to last used Pokecenter and continues adventuring*

So true 12 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Yep, guilty.

Open-closed sign 4 comments

guest · 10 years ago

This is genius!

Union jack, Scotland to Scandinavia 12 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I knew that about the Union Flag/Union Jack, but I'm afraid I'm not quite British enough to notice if it's upside-down or not. I did go to preschool in London and lived there for one-and-a-half years, if that counts for anything... Never did pick up an accent or any particularly British idioms or spellings or other "clues" of that sort, though.

Crazy. 4 comments

guest · 10 years ago

While you are absolutely correct, this was supposed to just be a funny joke, not a statement of absolute truth. So it didn't really need correcting.

The apocalypse 10 comments

guest · 10 years ago

But what about the remaining 0.1%? The Reavers?

How to f*ck with the pizza man 4 comments

guest · 10 years ago

This was from a Remi video, right?

*shakes head sadly* 31 comments

guest · 10 years ago

According to a recent survey, 100% of that is fictitious.

I used to be convinced this was a table for my doll house 9 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I always tried to balance all my food on it and imagined that I had a gigantic pizza slice ten times bigger than the table. I like balancing things.

Cirlce, square, triangle, fish 19 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Nah, it was a Flixel-made game. But I checked out Shift, and it's pretty fun. Thanks for mentioning it!

My sister & her friends challenged my father & his 14 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Possibly the picture is just showing what the challenge was and not actually his/her sister and father and friends completing the challenge? Although I guess the picture is still misleading...

Chris Brown and Kim Kardashian drowning 11 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I'd try and save them both. Who knows, the second chance at life may make them rethink it and decide to be meaningful people in society!

Men. 12 comments

guest · 10 years ago

To be fair, the brain has the skull protecting it, while the testicles are quite vulnerable. Additionally, because hockey is played pretty much at ground level instead of head height, the testicles are in more danger of being slashed by a hockey stick (I got hit in a pickup street game without a cup, and while it's not exactly the most painful place to be cut, it's still not very pleasant when you go to the bathroom and realize you're still bleeding) or smashed by a flying puck or sliced by ice skates than the head is. Also, your head has a much wider range of motion if you need to dodge than your testicles do.

How About Yes. 13 comments

guest · 10 years ago

My siblings and I all got "spy glasses" once that were just like those Nike ones. I think they were $15 or $20 or something like that. I wonder how much Nike charges?

Unexpected death 17 comments

guest · 10 years ago

This is from SMBC. That's how the artist depicts God.

Cirlce, square, triangle, fish 19 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Reminds me of a game I played where you jumped back and forth from the "real" world and the "false" world like this. I don't remember what it was called...

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Hacking done the right way 7 comments

guest · 10 years ago

No, this is not "hacking done the right way." This is digital vandalism. Hacking done the right way is making an operating system or coding a video game or hacking a phone, mp3 player, and Gameboy Advance into a single unit.

The future 7 comments

guest · 10 years ago

A good, fixed version of Windows 8, if Microsoft follows their usual pattern.

Some Darth Vader and Son! :D 14 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I have this book!

Take it easy satans 24 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Most wireless mice (mice? mouses? *shrug*) have a USB receiver that needs to be plugged in so the mouse and computer can communicate.

Planting a Lemon Tree In The City 17 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I've got the opposite. A mutant tree with finger-length thorns that grows lemons as big as my head. Literally. There's a normal amount of lemon fruit in it, but the skin is, like, 2 inches thick!

I didn't choose the fandom life, the fandom life chose me 44 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Doctor Who

Only in Japan 11 comments

guest · 10 years ago

...WHERE WERE YOU GUYS DURING MY HIGH SCHOOL JUNIOR YEAR ENGLISH CLASS??? I could've used this information! Meh, I guess I deserve it for just taking my teacher's word for it without exploring for myself. Sorry for the incorrect "correction," wiliaso. Thanks, guys.

Take it easy satans 24 comments

guest · 10 years ago

#22 recruit a group of friends and pick a target. Throughout the course of the day, at different times, each of you walk past the target and say "wake up, you're dreaming" or "this isn't real".

Only in Japan 11 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Actually, using "they" to refer to a single subject is incorrect grammar. Using "he or she" or "he/she" is the correct way to refer to the cat.
Source: My Junior year English teacher would berate students who made this mistake ALL. THE. TIME.

Just why?! 6 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Or when the episodes were shown out of order in the first place *cough Firefly cough*

The spider, man 12 comments

guest · 10 years ago

This could end up being a bad thing, though. You might have a mean spider that tells embarrassing stories about you in front of guests. Or maybe it crawls under the bathroom door unnoticed and, right as you squat down to do your business, it shrieks as loud as possible to startle you so you slip and fall so your butt hits the water. Or you might get a spider that hides under your bed at night and whispers "there are thousands of us down here, and we're going to crawl all over you the moment you fall asleep and you'll never know" or creepily chants "go jump off the roof, you're just dreaming. Go jump off the roof, you're just dreaming. Go jump off the roof, you're just dreaming."

Epic treehouse 5 comments

guest · 10 years ago

WANT.

New jacket 15 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Go Niners!

Kids are smarter now 32 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I wrote a short story when I was younger where humans had developed to the point where there was a kind of symbiotic relationship with technology, to the point where humans could "technopathically" control devices and had uplink with satellites and stuff like that. Then a solar flare (forgive me for the crazy science, I was really young) wipes out 90% of the satellites, putting the people who were connected to them in a coma, and the remaining humans had to find a way to restore things. All inspired by me realizing that younger people seem to have an intuitive knack for working technology they've never even used before and are better at it than older people.
Unfortunately (and somewhat ironically), the story was lost when my flashdrive was left behind at a bus stop. I was defeated by the absence of technology!

Why You Should Always Use A Condom.... 26 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Wait, universities hand out free condoms?

Well I messed up big time! I watched this episode & now I gotta watch them ALL!! 21 comments

guest · 10 years ago

C'mon, Badger, step up your game! Mal would've shot him mid-sentence!

How to piss people off 101 11 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Oh, this is so cruel and awesome!

Disney world facts 30 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I tried to find the old articles I read about Walt Disney and Disneyworld and the speakeasies, but all I could find was stuff about Club 33. I guess I was either misremembering something or quoting an urban legend. Thanks for catching me! *puts on Cone of Shame for spreading false facts on a fact post :( *

As do I 20 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I'm scared to get in a fight because I have an irrational fear of hurting someone. I'm so weak, a good sweater would probably eliminate all impact from one of my punches, yet I can't get images out of my head of snapping someone's bone through their skin or causing internal bleeding or accidentally gouging out an eye.

Found an OP 65 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I want to love my girlfriend and have her love me, not just have a crush on her. And I'm not at a point in my life where I'm ready to push for love.

Disney world facts 30 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Another fun fact: Disneyworld had speakeasies during prohibition

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I can't figure out a caption for this... 35 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I prefer a conservative dress code. If your shorts are so short that I can see your pockets hanging out from under them, there's a problem. That being said, the reasons schools give for such a dress code, namely that "it distracts boys," is idiotic and this flyer-maker is absolutely correct in how wrong it is. So while I would probably be on the opposite side of this person in a debate, I applaud her attack on an incorrect argument.

Do it..Would you 62 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Heck, I'd PAY a million dollars (if I had it) to explore that place! It looks exciting!

Albert Einstein on education 17 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I was at a book signing with Orson Scott Card, and he expressed somewhat similar sentiments. I'm not saying he echoed the exact same words, but he shared more or less the same negative opinion.

OMG no! 9 comments

guest · 10 years ago

First, math has numbers. Then you add the English alphabet. Then you add the Greek alphabet. Then you add a whole new set of crazy symbols. Then you take away the numbers.

So true... 52 comments

guest · 10 years ago

I'm pretty boring, but one of my friend's ethnicity mix is Irish, Mexican, and Hawaiian. Which is both the coolest and weirdest one I've heard of so far.

How Frozen SHOULD have ENDED: 45 comments

guest · 10 years ago

Well done, random Tumblr person! That's a nice reprise!

HAHA 3 comments

guest · 10 years ago

So. True. And. Fun!

Made me think of you, Lucifer 40 comments

guest · 10 years ago

True, but you've at least gotta admit that it still looks cool!