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Savage 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Probably those hated stormtrooper police will go to his home--WITH GUNS--and insist he come with them RIGHT THEN! They'll probably even use force if he resists being denied his constitutional right to be chillin' in his crib. Those police bastards!
Oh ok 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Big T-shirt giveaway?
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3d ultrasound 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Would be weird to make one at, say, 8 weeks, if the mother weren't sure about keeping it.
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All my friends showing off their summer bodies and I'm here like 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The thing is, that kid is stocky, not really fat. That's morbidly obese in the '80s, and now it's like average.
Talking about immature 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Is she saying that about the father of her child? If so, "Did you not realize he was immature before you let him become a sperm donor?"
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We tried to tow you and your car but we just couldn't 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
My mother-in-law has a heart thing that entitles her to a handicapped placard. She doesn't appear handicapped, and doesn't walk with a limp or anything...but she struggles to walk very far.
relationships 22 comments
guest · 8 years ago
She's SPRINTING up the driveway!
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A sense of priorities 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The implication is clear: If California had only built more colleges and fewer prisons, we'd have fewer prisoners and more college graduates. No doubt, each grad would have a fantastic job and be adding to our tax money PLUS creating valuable goods and services for society. I now see how it da gubmint's fault that there's crime.
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Yo dawg, I heard you like tictacs 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Imagine if the truck that delivers the giant boxes is also shaped and painted like a Tic Tac box.
Because Maybe You're Gonna Be The One That Saves Me 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
-"If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now. It's just a spring clean for the May queen."
-(Doc): Oh no! I severed 99.9% of his brain!
-Baby! Baby! Baby! Ohhhh!
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I almost got mad 47 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"Bravery."
My main man Jimmy 40 comments
guest · 8 years ago
...because their TV persona *must* be how they are in real life.
I avenge those who cannot avenge themselves 40 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Waiting for a story from someone else: I had this friend who was off-beat, because what was "joking" and "good natured teasing" to him came off as bullying to others. Sometimes a teacher, parent or principal would set him straight, but he'd meet a new person and thinking he was giving some good-natured ribbing would again come off as bullying. Then, one day this person just beat the cr@p out of him in front of his parents, and set him back years in being able to socialize. So, I burned the bitch's house down. It's fair, right? If much violence is an appropriate response to bullying, then extreme violence is an appropriate response to that.
Makes sense to me 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Interestingly enough, federal tax receipts go UP when tax rates have dgone DOWN. There's more economic activity, plus less need to jump through hoops to shift taxable income. "The Rich" will always have armies of lawyers to minimize their taxes...I mean, even higher tax advocate Matt Damon is a corporation so that he can take advantage of all the loopholes available for his multi million dollar take of each movie.
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Let it happen 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Although there are a few strong women who are stronger than weak men, the average man is stronger than the average woman. And at the elite level, a man is much stronger and can hit harder than a woman of equal weight...and those two fighters aren't even equal weight.
Sounds like another instance of someone getting to make a name and brag by laying down a challenge that won't be taken up.
A while back, a woman did get the opportunity to fight a like-weight man, and there was absolutely no contest..the man cleaned up the floor with her. The reason was that a man is much stronger than a woman, pound for pound.
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Thank Goodness We Aren’t, Right? 24 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"Fill the prisons with one group"
Yeah, the group of people who commit crimes.
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Really? Trump? 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
As horrible as it would be to have a president Trump:
1. People who had an unsuccessful business(es) usually learned a lot of valuble lessons.
2. He *STILL* has more experience running anything than someone who was a community organizer for years and then a partial senate term.
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The town of DISH 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That's just terrible, and all my fellow citizens here in Exxonsearstacobell agree.
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Why I love Billie Joe (re posted cause of watermark) 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I guess it turns out that we do, indeed, have time to listen to him whine.
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How it feels entering adulthood 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"How it feels entering adulthood."
Funny when teens say something like that, then immediately follow it up with "Why do I have to study this? I won't ever use it." and "Stop telling me what to do; I know what I want." I mean, do you already know everything there is to know or not? It can't be both.
Healthcare: Sanders vs Paul 48 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Americans have the *Right* to "Life, Liberty and Pursuit of Happiness." Pursuit means you get to do the things that you beleive will lead to your happiness, but it's not a guarantee. There's no "Right" to health care or welfare or any stuff that requires other people to pay..."Free" may be free to you but someone has to pay.
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Interestingly, the pro-abortion people would like to take away the right to *Life,* which is in the Declaration of Independence, and are the same ones imagining other rights (that taxpayers would pay for).
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