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My favorite quote 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I want to kill you with fire, but I'm too lazy to get up.
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And that's how you know who rules over you 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Teachers, which sucks because mine are always insulting everyone when someone gets even the smallest, most unimportant question wrong.
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Best actors = No oscars 26 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I think he has some good movies, but mostly it just seems like he plays really dumb parts.
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Something on your face 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That was the same day she insulted and stormed out of Trelawney's classroom. It was an awesome day for Hermione Granger.
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Happened to me again today 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Or just because I have nothing to say, or nothing that I want to say.
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What has happened to education? 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
For a minute, this was so stupid that I thought the lady was trying to be funny or ironic or something. God, what is wrong with the world?
You can never please women 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Well, I don't think that means that there's no way to please a woman, I think that they went up the extra floor because they were expecting something even better than tall and handsome, not because they weren't pleased.
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Puberty done right and wrong 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Well, yeah. In that picture, but I've seen pictures of her without any plastic surgery and she was still really pretty. So I think it's fair to include her, just with one of her "before" pictures.
Dem feels 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Call her. If she's not making the first move, then you have to. Just apologize.
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If you watched these movies backwards 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Do Fight Club and the Matrix, please!
Dat feeling 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That old man is Dr. Brown from Back to the Future.
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Bottle cap 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I like how he makes the emoticon of the dude putting on some shades before saying the punchline.
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Think about it 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I usually keep some hand sanitizer on my keychain just for whenever, that or my mom always has some to spare. It's really useful.
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My brain after a scary movie 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Well, it'd kinda make sense that your brain would do that. Because, after watching a scary movie, your mind is still marred with all the images and things that happened to the people in the movie so your brain might be put on hyper alert so as to sense something or somebody with bad intentions sooner so that you have more time to escape, plan, etc.
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Way to ruin the chain 121 comments
guest · 10 years ago
hijacking
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Never Seen Someone Happier Than This Little Guy 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Geese are fucking evil. Never trust a goose with a smile, especially this one.
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Pringles will f*ck your shit up 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Jeff looks high.
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It's like heaven 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The toliet slice is conveniently brown.
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Working on a group project 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
If only the rest of us could do that in real life.
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Disturbing things 23 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Yeah, I don't find these things disturbing, just odd and a bit annoying.
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I can't win 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Oh, I thought this was post about the complications of women or men or something like that. I was wondering why there were two people up there. :P
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My dream included checking the clock 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Haha, once my alarm woke me up for school and my brain convinced itself that it was a snow day. It might make sense, except it was the middle of May.
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I just want some honesty from them, that's all. 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I know, I was too busy trying to find Nemo to worry about the tablet.
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Cranky kitty 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
My cat was doing something similar to this when I woke up this morning.
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Wiser words were never spoken 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I love Tom's excited/happy face. He always looks like a little kid on Christmas running downstairs for the first time and seeing all the presents under the Christmas tree.
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
If I was a teacher and a kid said this to me, I'd give them a fucking award for best excuse for being late to class ever.
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Sheldon hug anyone? 21 comments
guest · 10 years ago
How can you hate Sheldon? He's the eptimon of happiness and adorability!
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Facts busted! 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Aw, it sucks that the pirate one isn't true. I thought it was so cool when I found that out, and clever as well.
Always try something new everyday 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Why the hell would you post is on Facebook?
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Facts busted! 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I know, I liked the first few, but this one just seems arrogant and annoying.
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Time to burn the house down 33 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I saw a picture where a girl once duct-taped a bag over a wasp's nest in her backyard so that they couldn't escape and then started hitting it with a hammer.
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What do you see? 25 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Oh man, for the cyclist I only saw one of the wheels and I thought it was a circular saw. O_o
Two types of people 32 comments
guest · 10 years ago
What about the people who don't like ketchup?
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4 Animals Facts 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This post just made me 10,000% happier with the universe. :D
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4 Animals Facts 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Except Nala won fair and square.
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Just a pretty garden 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Eh, it's a bit too pretty and perfect for me. I like the wild and the crazy that comes along with nature, I think it makes everything more beautiful. But this is all trimmed and pruned. :P
These two have their priorities right 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I know. I never cried at any work of fiction before (whether it be a movie or a novel) and I usually laugh at people who do (I know, I'm awful), but I was fucking bawling at The Fault in Our Stars.
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When I see my teacher at the grocery store 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This is too true. I remember once I saw my teacher at the mall when I was with my friend so we both hid behind a clothes rack only to knock it over and have it almost land on our teacher.
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Hehe, yea, people pretty much forgot about that 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Ugh, I hate how they have an extra 52 billion dollars lying around to fund their profits but when it comes to things like education, they're suddenly broke.
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Most accurate description 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
One time, my foot went completely numb and then when I stood up, I kinda stepped on my ankle and broke it because my foot was so fucked up.
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Good guy Leif Ericson 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Some Europeans handed out smallpox infested blankets to the Native Americans, knowing that it would kill them. While I know the diseases was what mostly took them out, it's still deliberate killings of groups because of their ethnicity, religion, etc. Anyways, I didn't know that the definition of genocide was different before the Holocaust, so that's interesting. I could care less about your degrees. I'm just going on what I know, excuse me for not having a bunch of degrees to "back me up." Anyways, if it wasn't genocide, I have no doubt that it would have been if they hadn't died from the diseases. And it still doesn't make up for the destruction of their culture and land. And, I wasn't talking about Columbus when I said genocide, I was just talking about the Europeans in general (I should have made that clearer). Also, sorry that I (an eighth grader) don't know as much as a college graduate, I should definitely go fuck myself for that. Thanks for the civilized conversation.
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Deep Thoughts 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I think I might have been a dictator just because I weirdly like standing over my dog (who comes up to about my knees) and stare down at him. Sometimes I add a maniacal laugh.
Mind blowing facts 21 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Okay, don't hate me for saying this because I KNOW they're canines, but they do seem more like cats. I dunno, cats seem so sleek and shifty and sly (at least mine is) and that seems to also fit the description of foxes.
But, of course, they look nothing like cats and being canines is much more logical.
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Poor p*ssy 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Who the fuck created this game for children to play? Willy Wonka?
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Good guy Leif Ericson 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Genocide: the deliberate killing of a large group of people, especially those of a particular ethnic group or nation. So, yeah, what the Europeans did to the Native Americans was genocide.
Not to mention that they did pretty much all they did to squander their cultures and ways of life. Hell, they were even forced to be sterilized in the United States (along with the deaf, blind, mentally retarded, mentally ill, people with epilepsy, the physical deformed, and African Americans) until the last forced sterilization in 1981. Hitler actually took these eugenic laws that the U.S. had written and used them against the Jews (and all other targets).
So, not only were Native Americans annihilated, they weren't given a chance to regrow the population. So, going by the definition and general meaning, it definitely WAS genocide, no way around that. I mean, pre-Europen contact, there were literally MILLIONS of Native Americans, after there were barely 500,000 Native Americans.
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Found out the hard way 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I always feel cheated of truly good sleep if I accidentally fall asleep in my bra.
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Male friends 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The last wolf licking his chops just made this post absolutely perfect.
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Marry Me? 20 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Whoa, back the fuck up motnerfucker.
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A full color dollar bill 21 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I never noticed this before, but George Washington looks kinda bored and like, "Ugh, are you peasants finishes yet? I have so many better things to do with my time rather than sit here for a worthless portrait.
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Tumblr-Full of Deep Posts and Violent Farts 31 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Violently giggles
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