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He looks like the type of guy to pop a thimb in a butthole.

I dont think it leaves a scar but it definetely hurts more than an actual tattoo and yes is very expensive.

Your a douche who has clearly never owned a dog. Otherwise you would know its ALL about the trainer. Im a blue pitbull breeder, safe to say Im right. Otherwise I wouldnt be around so many mindless monster as you seem to think.

Obama is trying to fix this.

Dumps boiling water on both of you and shits on floor.

Bo Burnham has some good jokes but his delivery just fucking drains me. Not really a fan. Louis CK and Bill Burr are WAY better.

Its not that simple. Shut up and keep your helmet on.

Thats what theyre goin to be when this piece of shit gets cancelled.

No he probably didnt actually.

In the UK its Wally as well.

Yea you get way more smoke with a hookah but anything youre smoking can do this

She lived a long long life anyway.

It was a tornado you dramatic non reading fuck.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

I think you might be right. I heard someone say Tupac before but its more commonly known as Tupac.

They thought it was way too small and technically just a ball of ice or something. I remember it was a debate on the classification of Pluto and what exactly does it need to have to be called a planet, but after some discussion he didnt make the cut.

I know deep down youre a 13 year old white girl. BTW I know you liked your own comment so I just went ahead and took that away from you.

Thats not a party . . .

Jesus christ can you sound more like a fucking 14 year old.

Retard

If I think my cat needs its own cunt licked then my faith is at +1000. But if I need sone real shit done the only option is a dog and we all know that.

Cunt

Well this is awkward

That babies a fucking rapist

Hes actually right. Theres no such thing as one child has the secret to save us all. Its all of science moving foward as a whole not one random miracle child. Even Einstein had lab partners.

Then we flush the toilet and go on about our business.

Ill hold your beer

Societally?

Whatever fatty

Aka a jealous bitch

These kids have no morals cleft.

Fucking retards

NO ONE CARES

Why dont you two just fucking scissor each other already then.

Why is it extremely sad that people can be mature enough to joke around with eachother without having to cry about words that people themselves give power to. Choosing to take a racial slur and laugh at it is the biggest FU to real racist that there is.

MERICA! (Eagles fly into the air and explode into red white and blue fireworks)

Nah, they barely exist in this country and due to poor conditions on the reservations many dont ever leave. Its kinda sad, they really got fucked over throughout history.

WHAT ARE YA GONNA BEAT UP THE THE BEAT!?!?!? Fuckin wop

Do you understand that making a child respect your authority with only violence is a horrible way to instill respect for other human beings? I love how people always say its only "spanking" not hitting. Go try to "spank" a police officer and see how fast you get your fucking head cracked and charged with assaulting an officer. How can you possibly say that a child is not scared to be hit. Thats the only acceptable reaction when a youre a child and a fucking giant who you trust and love becomes violent towards you. If you cant discipline your child without putting hands on them then youre just as simple minded as the people who raised you and you shouldnt have kids in the first place. And dont give me the,"Well I turned out fine" speech.