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Would haev been funnier: The one on the right labeled "Only 50% as much liquid as full glasses, due to being kept down by the patriarchy."
Bam--Dis the Femionazis without stirring up those who rightly or wrongly react to rape being used in a joke.

Thanks, Andy. We don't know eachother, but thanks for flipping me off. Always a day brightener to be told "f$^k you" in sign.

Sorry folks...it's survival of the fittest. Evolution has no compassion...or mercy.

What are the chances anybody was wearing their seatbelts in a taxi?

I recall reading about a US company that developed something like this...back in 1983. The outer wall is hard, flattening the bullets, and the inner core is cushioned so it stops the bullets by absorbing their energy. However, you CAN shoot from inside to outside because the unflattened bullets aren't slowed by the damping/cushioning material, and then they go through the hard outer shell with enought velocity to still be effective if the range isn't far. It was thought that this could be useful for buildings like embassies that were sometimes attacked by mobs. That wasn't too long after "students" in Iran attacked the US embassy there and kept Americans as hostages for > a year.

I notice that nobody remembers the claim that violent games desensitizes people to violence. We may not want to beleive it, but we should argue that rather than make up something like this. Obviously, you aren't a murderer if you didn't kill someone in real life. But, we argue against the strawman instead of the actual claim.

and yet it's a crime to destroy a bald eagle egg...

Having different fur color doesn't make them different races.

He submitted a written essay for his oral presentation?

Think about it, though. Are you going to retool everything, including your factory, to acccomodate a different system?

I've gotten a warning instead of a speeding ticket twice recently, thanks to not being a prick when pulled over. In both caes, it was where the limit dropped suddenly, and instead of doing, say, 49 in a 45 zone, I was suddenly doing 49 or 48 or 47 in a 35 zone. I could have "demanded my rights," and probably the cop would have politely handed me a ticket instead of warning.

Coming back later with eggs...

Torpedo? Not a missile?

You know it was phenominally dangerous to travel the ocean...it doesn't make them "good guys" to not have been able to send more Vikings.

Cuz...they could never edit stuff together from two different scenes...

Difficult to believe that could've been an eye opener...teenagers already know everything.

If the eagles would have flown Frodo to Mt. Doom, Sauron would have seen them coming and sent the nine Nazgul to get the ring.

*I* do it so I don't leave my wallet on the counter for someone to grab.

I see that a site full of teens sure TALKS a good game. When it comes to actions, well, it's pretty hard to tell. Some of the biggest bullies I knopw are *publicly* against bullying. And some of the super-inclusive pro-gay-marriage people are really damn intolerant to anything other than hetero or gay "couples."

I think he Photoshopped out the wrong girl

Missraven--thanks for making a reasoned and polite response instead of rippping on that person.

Thanks for takimg that pic when I was nowhere nearby.

In exchange for the apples? May I suggest that the crows steal the corn, eat it, then leave the cobs behind while they then steal apples.

That's one more way for bullies to torment their victims. Think about it...what are the chances that this "secret" way to find drugs ISN'T known by the police.

So, the dad feels his daugher should have been more understanding of her son...so he goes off totally on her? It's an abomination for her to disown her son, but he effectively disowns her since he doesn't have time for a b-word. It would have been better to not treat her like crap for her treating her son like crap. Undertanding/forgiveness/tolerance have to start somewhere.
But, it's always OK to hate people who are on the wrong side of current opinion on "acceptance."

So, the guy breaks up with the girl because he doesn't want to have an online girlfriend behind her back...seems like he's the more honest one.

This may get some hate, but the fault is with girls & women. Ladies: You'll get more of what you pay attention to. So, the traitors here are the Jersey Shore girls who find that Paulie D crap attractive and feed that $#!+ positive reinforcement.

Keep telling yourself that, Miley, if it makes yo feel better.

Tesla was great, but even HE had to obey the second and third laws of thermodynamics. You can't have infinite free energy. Yes, you can convert matter to energy, but it's hardly free. We have nuclear reactors, and they're not free to build, plus the uranium isn't free to mione or enrich.

That isn't even a sniper rifle. How did he make that shot with that gun? Wow.

I *JUST* watched that 3 hours ago and noticed it during the movie.

Everybody knows about it. How do think that happened?

Hold these two ideas in your head simultaneously:
1. We support individual freedom for people to do what they want,
2. We want a law that outlaws stuff we find stupid.
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Agree that child pageants are stupid, but don't require everyone else to bahave as I think they shoild.

Also forgot how to operate a "comb."

Sorry for being interested.

Wheat=whiskey, beer & bread.

I don't ENJOY it, but I prefer it to starving and being homeless. Plus, nobody will pay me to spout off stupid sayings and act like they're meaningul quotes of the wisesest of men.

My PR is 4 times in a 24 hour period spanning two calendar days. To be fair, I was home alone and had just gotten high speed internet...

The lizard skin is not a deal breaker if ya know what I mean.

I doubt it's a "Free Speech" zone. There are a lot of things that are illegal to say in Germany.

Cesar Romero was 1966...how does this pcture encompass 75 years?

But to be fair, he HAD to drive. Nobody can walk in that condition.

Then your paycheck would be...$10.

Poignant lyrics from multimillionaire rock stars.

Why is it necessarily "hate" to notice that something is a sin? If some coworker is bragging about his mistress or about stealing company stuff, I'm going to call him on it, and that's not "hate."

Faith United Church of Christ...nice acronym, guys.

That "Founders were Deists" statement is revisionist. Many of the founders attended or taught at Harvard, Yale, Princeton, etc. Those were founded as training colleges for Christian ministers! Look it up. Also check out Washington's farewell address. He referes, not to some undefined "higher power," but specifically to Jesus as God. Except for Payne and Franklin, the Founding Fathers were strong Christians.

Plot twist: they didn't intend to kill themselves, just jump off a building with parachutes, and the husband chickened out because doing that is illegal and he didn't want to go to jail.
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Like really...how would you not notice a parachute?

If you think about it, someone who thinks having a prostitute is OK is more likely to raise a child who thinks prostitution is OK.