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That's offensive 71 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Would haev been funnier: The one on the right labeled "Only 50% as much liquid as full glasses, due to being kept down by the patriarchy."
Bam--Dis the Femionazis without stirring up those who rightly or wrongly react to rape being used in a joke.
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Real Wisdom 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Thanks, Andy. We don't know eachother, but thanks for flipping me off. Always a day brightener to be told "f$^k you" in sign.
A 100-year-old tortoise is going twice its normal speed 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Sorry folks...it's survival of the fittest. Evolution has no compassion...or mercy.
This girl in an incredibly tight dress was saved by something unexpected 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What are the chances anybody was wearing their seatbelts in a taxi?
Her face is priceless 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
A Women's Studies degree is not worthless. It may not give a benefit to any sort of job, but it confers legitimacy to your rants against The Patriarchy, or claims that women earn 75% of what men do (even though the figure isn't adjusted for degrees held, years on the job, type of job, etc.).
The thing is, all the women I know are pro-equality, pro-equal opportunity, etc., but they understand that some characters are fictional and still like Disney even though the movies don't portray modern real women in a realistic light.
Sweden invents a revolutionary wall that can stand against bullets 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I recall reading about a US company that developed something like this...back in 1983. The outer wall is hard, flattening the bullets, and the inner core is cushioned so it stops the bullets by absorbing their energy. However, you CAN shoot from inside to outside because the unflattened bullets aren't slowed by the damping/cushioning material, and then they go through the hard outer shell with enought velocity to still be effective if the range isn't far. It was thought that this could be useful for buildings like embassies that were sometimes attacked by mobs. That wasn't too long after "students" in Iran attacked the US embassy there and kept Americans as hostages for > a year.
Reality check 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I notice that nobody remembers the claim that violent games desensitizes people to violence. We may not want to beleive it, but we should argue that rather than make up something like this. Obviously, you aren't a murderer if you didn't kill someone in real life. But, we argue against the strawman instead of the actual claim.
Bring on the down votes.. 67 comments
guest · 5 years ago
and yet it's a crime to destroy a bald eagle egg...
They look so happy 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Having different fur color doesn't make them different races.
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It's a very important day, you know. 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He submitted a written essay for his oral presentation?
Metric 1 imperial 0 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Think about it, though. Are you going to retool everything, including your factory, to acccomodate a different system?
Don't be a d*ck, but know your rights 41 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I've gotten a warning instead of a speeding ticket twice recently, thanks to not being a prick when pulled over. In both caes, it was where the limit dropped suddenly, and instead of doing, say, 49 in a 45 zone, I was suddenly doing 49 or 48 or 47 in a 35 zone. I could have "demanded my rights," and probably the cop would have politely handed me a ticket instead of warning.
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Candy 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Coming back later with eggs...
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But Beyonce and sh*t am I right? 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Torpedo? Not a missile?
Good guy norway 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You know it was phenominally dangerous to travel the ocean...it doesn't make them "good guys" to not have been able to send more Vikings.
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I love Maleficent! 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Cuz...they could never edit stuff together from two different scenes...
Something that could change the way you see fashion 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Difficult to believe that could've been an eye opener...teenagers already know everything.
20 Plot Holes part 2 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If the eagles would have flown Frodo to Mt. Doom, Sauron would have seen them coming and sent the nine Nazgul to get the ring.
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You unknowingly do this when making payments with your credit card 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*I* do it so I don't leave my wallet on the counter for someone to grab.
TUMBLR 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I see that a site full of teens sure TALKS a good game. When it comes to actions, well, it's pretty hard to tell. Some of the biggest bullies I knopw are *publicly* against bullying. And some of the super-inclusive pro-gay-marriage people are really damn intolerant to anything other than hetero or gay "couples."
This is how editing should be used 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I think he Photoshopped out the wrong girl
Kristen Bell won't let unvaccinated people hold her children 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Missraven--thanks for making a reasoned and polite response instead of rippping on that person.
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Wow 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Thanks for takimg that pic when I was nowhere nearby.
Crows are adapting 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
In exchange for the apples? May I suggest that the crows steal the corn, eat it, then leave the cobs behind while they then steal apples.
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I never knew this 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's one more way for bullies to torment their victims. Think about it...what are the chances that this "secret" way to find drugs ISN'T known by the police.
Who says older people are closed minded! 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So, the dad feels his daugher should have been more understanding of her son...so he goes off totally on her? It's an abomination for her to disown her son, but he effectively disowns her since he doesn't have time for a b-word. It would have been better to not treat her like crap for her treating her son like crap. Undertanding/forgiveness/tolerance have to start somewhere.
But, it's always OK to hate people who are on the wrong side of current opinion on "acceptance."
Enough internet for today... 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So, the guy breaks up with the girl because he doesn't want to have an online girlfriend behind her back...seems like he's the more honest one.
The Same Applies For Women 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This may get some hate, but the fault is with girls & women. Ladies: You'll get more of what you pay attention to. So, the traitors here are the Jersey Shore girls who find that Paulie D crap attractive and feed that $#!+ positive reinforcement.
The truth has been spoken 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Keep telling yourself that, Miley, if it makes yo feel better.
The infinite energy dream 43 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Tesla was great, but even HE had to obey the second and third laws of thermodynamics. You can't have infinite free energy. Yes, you can convert matter to energy, but it's hardly free. We have nuclear reactors, and they're not free to build, plus the uranium isn't free to mione or enrich.
French policeman shoots suicidal man to save his life 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That isn't even a sniper rifle. How did he make that shot with that gun? Wow.
And you all thought he didn't get one in. 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I *JUST* watched that 3 hours ago and noticed it during the movie.
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We Don't Talk About This 71 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Everybody knows about it. How do think that happened?
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Should be an international law 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hold these two ideas in your head simultaneously:
1. We support individual freedom for people to do what they want,
2. We want a law that outlaws stuff we find stupid.
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Agree that child pageants are stupid, but don't require everyone else to bahave as I think they shoild.
Because if he didn't she would have beaten his ass into a coma again! 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Also forgot how to operate a "comb."
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And for grad school 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Sorry for being interested.
Why potatoes are the best veggie 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wheat=whiskey, beer & bread.
This Man. I Like Him. 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I don't ENJOY it, but I prefer it to starving and being homeless. Plus, nobody will pay me to spout off stupid sayings and act like they're meaningul quotes of the wisesest of men.
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Pun of the year front runner 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My PR is 4 times in a 24 hour period spanning two calendar days. To be fair, I was home alone and had just gotten high speed internet...
Truth about makeup 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The lizard skin is not a deal breaker if ya know what I mean.
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A monument to modern whistle-blowers, Berlin, Germany 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I doubt it's a "Free Speech" zone. There are a lot of things that are illegal to say in Germany.
75 years 1 legacy 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Cesar Romero was 1966...how does this pcture encompass 75 years?
The most crazy driver in existence 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But to be fair, he HAD to drive. Nobody can walk in that condition.
I'm not paying 10 dollars for a candy bar f*ck you 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Then your paycheck would be...$10.
A quote from an underrated song by Linkin Park 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Poignant lyrics from multimillionaire rock stars.
The Faith United Church of Christ, in Union, New Jersey 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why is it necessarily "hate" to notice that something is a sin? If some coworker is bragging about his mistress or about stealing company stuff, I'm going to call him on it, and that's not "hate."
The Faith United Church of Christ, in Union, New Jersey 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Faith United Church of Christ...nice acronym, guys.
What's in my mind every time someone bashes gay marriage or atheism 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That "Founders were Deists" statement is revisionist. Many of the founders attended or taught at Harvard, Yale, Princeton, etc. Those were founded as training colleges for Christian ministers! Look it up. Also check out Washington's farewell address. He referes, not to some undefined "higher power," but specifically to Jesus as God. Except for Payne and Franklin, the Founding Fathers were strong Christians.
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Who's the bigger betrayer 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Plot twist: they didn't intend to kill themselves, just jump off a building with parachutes, and the husband chickened out because doing that is illegal and he didn't want to go to jail.
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Like really...how would you not notice a parachute?
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What a Time to be Alive 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If you think about it, someone who thinks having a prostitute is OK is more likely to raise a child who thinks prostitution is OK.
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