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That's not that bad 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm not religious, but from what I understand, Jesus would probably sit and listen then maybe offer some helpful advice.
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Bad boi 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
omg the little spot on his head!
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Huge Yakman 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*money
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Somalian girl decodes the african cultural references in black panther 65 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Displacement due to colonization perhaps? Or maybe it just sounded cool so they went with it.
PSA 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Shit, I didn't even make $22k last year....
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These Gucci guys nowadays 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Shit, where is he flipping burgers? I want in.
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Hardship 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Make sauce, not war
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I guess p!Nk doesnt age 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He looks like someone's lesbian grandma
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Language 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don't know what I'm supposed to do with this information.
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Imagine exploring it while tripping 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don't know, I think I'd rather have my elderly family member be at peace with the illusion of every day life over being confused in an unfamiliar and unhappy place.
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How could she bear to do this 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Even beauty is transient.
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He's tweeting from hell 35 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Young blueberry donut
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I feel sad 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
holy shit I'm almost thirty.....
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Would you use a spill resistant coaster? 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
where can i buy these?
Yeah, I don't think all of it is going to happen 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I've got 5/7, perfect score
Does anyone here like Tinder? 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Maybe I'm just showing my age, but there are other ways to get a date besides phone apps...
George's Takei's gay test 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I didn't have any of those thoughts, so... lesbian confirmed?
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aMMAzing 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's ok to like stuff, no matter what your age is. The trick is to not like it so much that you make porn out of children's cartoons. That's when it becomes gross.
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I'm pretty sure they are 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
never doubt the worm
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I need one too mate, I need one too 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Don' fear the reaper
A fun science experiment they said 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
y tho
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Barbie is fierce today 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Nope. It's from a youtube series called The Most Popular Girls in School. It's hilarious but incredibly vulgar, so not for kids.
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Seems like a pretty solid argument to me 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*second best part. Wonder Woman kicked ass.
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Let's be real, we would all hate poo in the street 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Don't forget plumbers/ They're the unsung heroes of the modern age.
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Cats vs. Laws of nature 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Also cats can teleport. It's common knowledge.
Phone calls in adulthood 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I work 3rd shift in a call center and swear anytime the phone rings between 2a and 5a. GO TO SLEEP PEOPLE!
Little gifts can be nice 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If you're able to why not adopt a pet? Having something you have to get up and take care of helps a lot.
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This must be Canada 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Everyone should strive to be nice to one another just on principle alone.
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The new way of math 62 comments
guest · 6 years ago
By making them do more math? Are you crazy?
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Not all c*ckroaches are bad 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
nope
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It's effective, okay? 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I think someone should do some research about menstrual cups. You'll never buy pads or tampons again.
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Happy 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*CLAP CLAP*
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Then I guess we have failed as a species 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That wasn't the point he was trying to make. The message is that no life is more valuable than another, and that those at the top are worth the same as those at the bottom. Either embracing or ignoring that ideology is what can define an age.
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It works!!! 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wow up to $700 a week? I'd be rich!
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He calls them "Interactive movies" 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
My grandma was blown away by a few of my games. Wish I had the chance to show her some vr stuff before she passed. She loved that kind of stuff.
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I'm sure that really helps! 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Pretty sure she's just being lazy. That's my excuse anyway.
What will probably happen to these 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Do you want to get Cybermen? Because that's how you get Cybermen
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Hamster the preacher!! 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Never doubt the worm.
How about not growing boobs and stay 5' and everything forever fits you ;-; 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Bless you comfy purple shirt. You had me in high school, you have me now and forever.
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The incoherent logic of cats 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Cats can't see under their nose
Working in the wonderful world of retail 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wow, only 26 times? Tell me your secrets, oh zen master.
not me 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Meanwhile I've been awake 30 hours with 3 more to go before the end my shift. I'd laugh but I might never stop.
C'mon United States! 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Someone doesn't understand how the US voting system works. That being said, I will definitely be voting this year regardless of whether it's pointless or not.
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My favorite family guy quote 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"Thank you, Fish."
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sorry 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I had to read that three times before I got it.
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Same goes for art, it looks amazing to everyone else but you 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That's actually really motivating.
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This gives me hope for tomorrow. 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I know right? It's almost like someone who is suffering doesn't want anyone else to feel the same way. Total bull shit.
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Rebels 44 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'd go around paddling rude people. Didn't tip your waiter? Screamed at the cashier for something out of their control? Tried to work the system over petty bullshit? That's a paddlin'.
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Horrifying social experiment proves how easy it is to kidnap teenage girls 47 comments
guest · 8 years ago
See this is why I'm not comfortable giving out my personal info online. I was raised in the "stranger danger" era of the internet and I will never understand why anyone thinks they should put up their lives for anyone to see.
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Retail in a nutshell 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
There is one upside to working in a call center; when I have to speak with someone with the IQ of a gold fish I can at least mute my mike and bang my head against the desk.
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