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Well, there ya go. Done and done.

Independence Day

OK, my brain just short circuited.

But when it goes right, love is worth all the pain and hurt and tears that went before it.

Are those skull and crossbones on her front teeth?

No, you're not. Not with that dog.

Did you know the population of Norway is only 5 million compared to 300 million for the US?

PETA - People (for the) Eating (of) Tasty Animals

11. Proper punctuation is a good thing.

What do you mean "used to"?

Am I the only one around here that actually likes spiders?
Seriously; I got bit by a hobo spider in April, took 2 months to recover completely and yet I still like spiders (except hobo spiders, they all die now).

I now must acquire a copy of Roller Coaster Tycoon. For research purposes.

The commercial that picture is from is absolutely hilarious.

First, your eye is the approximate equivalent of a 50mm lens. If you don’t have a 50mm or higher lens on your camera, the moon will look smaller in your pics.
Second, the moon looks like a white blob in your pics because it is over exposed. The camera is metering the exposure based on everything around the moon (all the blackness), not the moon itself, because it sees the moon as a single spot of light that shouldn’t affect the exposure of entire picture. Think of shooting a room lit by a light bulb: essentially the same thing.
Third, in order to get a good moon shot, you need a camera that you can manually set and, preferably, a telephoto lens of 200mm or more. More is most assuredly better in this case. A tripod and remote shutter release are almost necessary for good, in focus moon shots as well.

Vodka. Always choose vodka. Unless you can choose tequila.

Go for the 5'5" plain girl. That shorter one already looks stuck up.

I would try omegle if my chances of having this type of conversation were greater than 0%.

Dogs are more civilized.

Mine is the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. I might be in trouble.

Smite me o' mighty smiter!

That's his masturbating arm.

I have too many to count.

Who's Kare?

Rule 34 in effect.

Well, I do prefer my alcohol cold.

Harvest his lower horn.

That's tempered glass. How hard do you have to throw a rubber cone to do that?

The Seattle Science Museum has the same thing. It's fascinating and awesome.

Nothing in the universe is faster than Calvin, the light particle (I hope).

I prefer to stand really close and stare at them until they get out of the way. Usually doesn't take very long.