Wedding photographer focuses in on the real prize

Maybe, but the gravitational pull of those things is keeping the lid on.

That, dear sir/madam, is the best response for today. Everyone can pack up, we'll see you all tomorrow.

The boxes are actually just open, and the lid is on the bottom.

Ahhh... I see. A second layer of detail. Good catch.

The boy in me is saying, "Hehe, Bewbs!" and the husband in me is saying, "Oh, dear, her back!".

Indeed. The 14 year old in my heart can barely form a comprehensible sentence, but the previously married adult in my brain is more like, "Jeezuz, that poor girl. I hope she has a masseuse freind in her life."
I'm reminded of the Busty Girl webcomic.