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Imagine having a late night run and not seeing this. You have your mouth open, breathing in sharply (maybe it has been a while since your last jog). You feel something get sucked into your mouth as you feel a web hitting your face....

Tomb Raider, well, in the movie at least!

Love this movie!!!

I first heard this in a movie that literally no one knows about called Angus. Great friggn movie. Can't find it anymore. Can't even order it. So sad.

Absolutely savage

STOP

True!!

Triggered

But can you drink the water?

Aggressively likes post.

My kind of dice.

Aggressively thumbs up everything and everyone. Huuuuuuge Buffy fan. This made me so happy!!!

Going all Coach Carter on their asses.

It's sad that this happens so often that they have a plan for it (see user's link), but they don't have anything to stop kids from being killed. Like having armed people in the schools to protect children and youth. Plans to evacuate can still get students killed because shooters know they are going into an area that will not fight back. Attacks typically happen in areas where no one can stop them (no carry zones).

Stop posting these. They're not funny.

This is 100% how my boyfriend acts when we shop.

Nightmare fuel.

Why is it important that the monkey is a female, huh?! Damn sexist stories. What, a female can't help out society?!

Yes......beware. That is the face of a killer. Chopper, sick balls.

That's the point of Christianity- you recognize and admit that you aren't a good person and hope to be forgiven for it.

I'd like to note that the people carrying guns openly are trained on how to use and handle their firearm. Personally, I would much rather be in a place that allows open carry. Do you think that this store is going to get robbed by someone who has an unlicensed firearm? No, because they would be met with law abiding citizens who are able to defend themselves and others. People typically go for easy targets--those who are unable to fight back. This is a way to make sure we are always able to fight back. Don't be scared of firearms. They are only weapons in the hands of those who wish to do harm.

Looks like America needs some freedom

Gun regulations are not the issue. The issue is criminals acquiring guns or stealing them from registered owners. None of those shootings was because of people who had legally acquired guns. Gun regulations are fine. If anything, we need more guns. A shooter would be less likely to enter a school if he knew there were trained people inside who could fight him. These shooters look for targets who cannot fight back--people in GUN FREE areas.

I don't even need the couch but I'd request it's delivery purely for the awesomeness of the description.

That cat feels like it does everything maliciously.

I'm still not convinced that that isn't Jared Leto.

Don't think it's always true, though. I remember being too nervous to go on my first date with my now boyfriend and if he listened to this, we wouldn't be in a relationship. It's not always as it appears. However, I do agree that this is relevant to most cases. Just know the personality type a bit, too.