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Different starter packs 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Eats Ramen but buys water?
Anonymous seized the KKK's official twitter and it's pretty satisfying 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The KKK members are mostly undercover cops. The rest are idiots. The whole shitshow is a convenient boogey man for the plebs.
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I need this 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Vanception.
Popular opinion Rollins 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Why do you all always say "free" when you mean "force someone else to pay for it?"
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I believe this guy has a future 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It has full album written on the bottle so what cool hipsters call full albums mixes these days? (looking at the downvotes) retards everywhere
The promise land 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I'm Canadian and I put syrup on my ham only when it's bacon and sharing the plate with pancakes.
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Characters added to thrift-store paintings 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
And then they find out it's a long lost painting worth millions.
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Neat trick with a battery and a piece of wire 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Forgot to mention the magnet stuck to the bottom.
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Found this on my computer.....Don't remember when or why, but I'm glad I got it 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Listening to trance as I scrolled to this - perfect sync.
Movie logic 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Federation Ensign: worst job ever.
A quote by George R.R. Martin 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Well in retrospect I was kind of a dick at work the other day.
Spring is dangerous in Canberra 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I wonder if it has to do with natural selection. Everything in Australia is extra lethal, so only the meanest Magpies wold survive, compared to the North American ones, which aren't as aggressive.
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Spain here I come 20 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Meanwhile in Canada, I'm still waiting for an MRI because knee injurys are just painful, not fatal.
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And has been plagued with war ever since 23 comments
guest · 10 years ago
* Admittedly these books have caused a lot of unnecessary bloodshed.
And has been plagued with war ever since 23 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I'm pretty sure there was war before these books were written, or before there was writing, or before there was talking.
Same with me and vodka 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You will taste and feel it the next day though, the jump from bottom tier hooch to the next level is a big one.
F1 Teamwork 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Didn't take on fuel.
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The end is Nye 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
If they want scientifically literate kids, then why are they teaching them that consensus = truth when in reality it only takes one fact to disprove a hypothesis, and that all the 97% consensus in the world cannot change this.
Is it just me or are they just wrong 26 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I missed it the first time as well
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Guy builds himself x-men magnet shoes and tries to walk upside down 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Doesn't know how to wire up a couple of relays and switches.
Is it just me or are they just wrong 26 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The O is the head, the C is the legs the G is...
How I would like my winter 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Been there, done that, shoveled the walk...
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As an European I look up how much American students pay for university 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
And then they put memes on the internet glorifying skipping class and not studying.
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I feel you bro 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Because self loathing is a favorite hobby horse of white liberal douche canoes.
Even though people of EVERY RACE have a history of or still are conquering, enslaving, killing and being all around dicks to people not like them.
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It's True 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The ability to regurgitate information does not mean they understand said information. I refer to them as educated idiots.
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Advice probably worth taking 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I think everyone should learn that if something feels hot in your mouth it will burn like a thousand suns on you junk.
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Am at school 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
My co-worker made an "over 9000" joke and I laughed. Your future...
They Said 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Wake up 39, look at guitar, go to work at shitty retail job, die a little more inside...
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Challenge accepted. 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
At work, "Do you have any Elsa costumes left?" try not to laugh.
Float like a butterfly sting like a knife 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Pro tip- put a piece of tape on the blade edge before playing with the butterfly knife.
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Brenda 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Brenda did the tattooing...
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True art 3 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Not even dubs...
World class violinist plays in public but no one really cared 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Would he or the reporter "stop and smell the roses " if they had to be somewhere on time?
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and they could totally find the best hidding places as they were "good finders" 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I don't think they smoke pot though- think about it they're Wizards, if their kids candy is off the rails, their drugs must be epic.
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I think I texted the wrong number... 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
heh that last one- an entire generation stained by JB
Rating my stress 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It can be really cathartic.
Lorraine doesn't like ugly babies 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I'm sure the baby doesn't mind.
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Why I don't trust red velvet cake 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I really didn't need to know this...
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Mechanically impossible yet accurate 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Poster designed by the School Board.
Understanding this has changed a lot of things 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Brainwashed people don't know they are brainwashed. I get upset when they smugly tell me their "truth" about a subject I've studied for years, and insult me when I present a fact based argument.
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Bloody Stupid 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Service industry- you get to meet "interesting" people every day.
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Canada 26 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That AR-15 is a restricted, not illegal in Canada. Requires a different permit.
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The International Highline Meeting 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Why is there always a douche with a guitar?
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When diarrhea strikes 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's like his turbocharger took a while to spool up.
oh 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
So absolutely true.
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How I imagine late night Tumblr posters 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
6:10 AM the store is dim because of power saving lights, some joker turned on the motion sensor the night before.
I aged a few years...
This powerful video made Lego end its partnership with Shell 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I guess Shell didn't "donate" (pay extortion money) to Greenpeace.
And that's why you should never judge a book by its cover 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I thought he was the delivery boy for the drycleaners.
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Finals destroy our world 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
One word: litterbugs
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A bullet that only went halfway through the head 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Kevlar skullcap?
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