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Follow up tweet said "cousins by blood, lovers by choice" 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
His. Ear. Though.
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Strangers witness a child being bullied, but they did something about it 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You're supposed to get bullied, it's how we develop social skills. Great Hollywood soundtrack though.
Do not be afraid to love this generation 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This generation is driven by ego-maniacs like none other. I hope you all abolish binary gender, then in a confused orgy of grass-is-greener surgery sterilize each other. Gen Y can re populate the earth, this time with less fucktards.
Title 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Future grandpas will not be trend chasing assholes.
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We actually have the technology for a hover board 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Totally worth the annhilation of the Palestinian people by Zionist psychopaths.
The future King of Denmark! 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The fact that we allow people to 'claim' an easy life based in a divine right to rule bestowed from falling out of the right vagina tells me we, as a species, are young and stupid.
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Dirty dark secret 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
White people have plenty of idiots too man
The way my life is right now 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Slogan of Alberta
SR-71 Evasive Maneuvers 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Looks like the xmen jet
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I love it 46 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Tuned Skyline vs. stock supercar.
If you have the money why not buy what you like? If you're poor then get something on Android and keep telling yourself it's comparable.
AWWWWWWWWWW 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They're glorifying a baby killer who couldn't find gainful employment in the bleak economic landscape of post boom century United States.
Fresh cherry blossom 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What's with the face next to the photographer?
That's not how flu shots work 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Flu shots make an educated guess as to the strain that will be most popular that winter. Even if the guess is right the efficacy rate is dismal. Some studies have shown 75% of people who contract the flu received a shot.
Vaccination is not inoculation.
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Oh, f**k off 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Ego's run this world.
"Do you know why I pulled you over, sir?" 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Because you want money.
Tada. No more Watermark. You happy now? 39 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Dude, just transition already.
The real success 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Bro, Winnipeg Canada has terrible Mosquitos and its minus 50C in the winter.
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I'll just leave this here... 70 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Why do you care what other people think?
goD BLESS AMERICA 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
F like Failure to budget, 6,000,000,000,000$ in debt.
Why you wake me 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
your wife will do this too
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How I feel about the U.S. right now. 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's a myth that won't die. women on average earn less because they are attracted to pink collar jobs, plus they take years off for child rearing. AND live longer than men, usually off their husbands savings/pension after they've worked him into the grave.
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One of my biggest wishes, to see this light with my own eyes. Am I the only one? 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I live pretty far north and we get these often, never ceases to amaze.
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Can we all just take a minute to appreciate how well penned this "5" is? 39 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's some textbook penpersonship
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Get Out of Jail Free Card 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Guess she ain't getting a few hundred thousand for some weak ass BJ's. Better get a new retirement plan bitch.
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I admire Bill Gates 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Whatever he's donated, he's stolen 10x more in tax evasion.
In Marvel movies, people die, but not really 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Marvels to pussy to kill anyone off.
A new Voldy is rising!!!!!!!! 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't think a québécois accent has ever been called cute before, perhaps abrasive and nasally. Separate already would ya?
Budapest train station after illegal migrants left 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
why bother escaping your shitty country just to ruin another with your nonsense?
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For those who think we only have Budweiser and Bud light here in the US 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
really? Corona, dos Equis, Heineken are all craft beers?
Halo armor taken to the next level 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Wonder what costume he's gonna make for that kid?
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Elephant rock in India 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's awesome. Location?
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True on so many levels 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's only illegal if it's not profitable. If you kill a man because he molested your child, you go to prison. If you kill a child because Haliburton is making billions invading another country, you get a medal.
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Let's get with the times 'murica 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm Canadian and 188cm doesn't mean anything to me .
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Genghis Khan helped with global warming 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Pronounced Cheng-Gus he was most certainly a red haired demon from the west. Some lost Viking that brought ferocity and strength.
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*moves to Australia* 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Attractive people are more likely to have opportunities in life, thereby finding success easier. Unattractive people have to resort to any means necessary to survive, including breaking the law.
My theory is that since Australia was founded by criminals the majority were unattractive, add into it the fact they were British (bad teeth, big ears, pale skin) and multiply by 150 years of shallow gene pool (Aus isolated) and you've got a recipe for unattractive.
Migrants in Hungary 52 comments
guest · 9 years ago
When people leave a shitty country, they bring with them the lifestyle that made that country shitty in the first place.
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Canadian growth chart 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I read an article on how the majority of Canadians shoot left because it's determined by how you first learn with a stick; and we usually get a stick at a really young age and for most of us the right hand is dominant so it makes sense to have it up top controlling the stick. Meanwhile Americans learn hockey a little later in life so the majority of them are right handed shots because it makes sense to struggle a little controlling with non-dominant hand but having more accuracy aiming/passing with your dominant hand (right) halfway down the shaft. Hence why right handed defencemen are so coveted 1) it takes a long time to become a good defencemen, and the only people putting in 20plus years skating backwards taking pucks off their feet and shins are 'nucks. 2) most young Canadians learn at a young age of you play forward you score more which gives you more opportunities for cellys.
I hate public school systems nowadays. 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Maybe you should take the opportunity and stand up for yourself instead of whining like a victim bitch for years afterward...
I hate public school systems nowadays. 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
We need more bullying, it's a crucial aspect of social learning essential to success in the real world. 'Anti-bullying' is only arguable from an academic standpoint behind a screen.
joker 28 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Over sensitive victim mentality. We need more bullying in schools, you kids are pussies these days!
Police trying to be punny 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The edmonton police service murdered 5 civilians this year in the pursuit of taxation. Social media cuteness won't erase that.
Good guy zidane 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Marseille is a beautiful dirty city
Cutest pit bull brothers ever 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Only white people put Bulls in PJ's, and I am white.
Are you old enough to remember what this is? 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Analog Google
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