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Its just telling you in what picture wat u cant do-bring a dog, skateboard, smoke and drink

Whyvwould uou need a cheat for that

Oh yeh and its gonna look normal for a guy sucking a plastic baby toy on its back

Wtf who posted that!!

The other day i was having sex thisis how it happened my boyfriend and i were kissing and suddenly ge started taking my clithes off and i lay down on the bed and ge took off his clothesand his penis was rock hard and erect he kissed me and suddenly put his penis in it stung a bit but then it stopped and he was moving up and down very quicly and suddenly i got this gigantic orgasm i was screaming it was like i as in ectasy i got more and more orgasms each one bigger until one orgasm subsided into the other it was way better than masturbating and i was shaking with do much prgasns just the feeling of the big penis in my hole was amazing

Not all cats are like that. Most like playing a lot ( god that sounds dirty.)
And anyway cats are pets, not husbands

What are rock bands

But from the top it looks like dog shit

I dont get it wtf

How LONG would it take to make that. IM STARVING

Or when youre in the shower and you hear a noise in the kitchen, ur just like 'someone is killing my family and im going to have to fight them naked'

Karmaaa

Yeah i think its unfair that celebrities get way much money than scientists

They look like jelly figures

And then, in time, the hair dye wears off

Let fuck come to my house

Lets hook up

Who thd fuck said that

It could be ur dick

Why would that be a vampire

This is such a fucking bad tattoo

And when it says: how can you get hiv or herpes or whatever, thats just so you can prevent it