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I will never not read that image as Netflix and Frozone.

"Physical prowess beyond a normal human" is so damn vague it could be like hulk/flash standards or it could be like... Usain Bolt. He has physical prowess beyond a normal human. He is like the top of the athletic humans.
All the humans who are above average at running and he's the top of the spectrum, so the pill could make you just slightly worse than him at running and still meet its promise.

Sucks to be you, not having account master race.