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He did it. He finally got it. It's been 12 years:') 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"I did my waiting... 22 years of it"
makes sense 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It lasted over a month! Imagine:
the troops are weary after a month of fighting the never ending waves of emus... So many emus lay scattered across the plains, torn apart by machines guns (specifically two) yet they are replaced incessantly by their brethren. The Royal Australian Artillary continued to lose ground until only Meredith & Pearce remain, manning the lone machine guns obstinately. "The emus were here before the time of man & will remain after our time ends," calls a private over his shoulder as he retreats. "Sir it is pointless."
But Meredith only grins, eyes lit up with pure insanity. "Not til the last one is dead." The private sheds a lone tear at the bravery & stupidity of these two men as they continue to face down an ornithophobs nightmare.
The downside of measuring twice, cutting once 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Dang it I was hoping that was a pun...
Amen 71 comments
guest · 8 years ago
A disease like that would be labeled under disabilities before weight loss
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Stop. 17 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Oh protractor... I'm dyslexic
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Stop. 17 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I don't get it... Are you a projector, 180 degrees, straight line, 2 pie...?
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I'll just leave this here 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Thank you science side of FS
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When you haven't brushed your hair lately and look in the mirror: 17 comments
guest · 8 years ago
What is this from?!
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You don't need asymmetry, big boobs, big butt to be beautiful 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
In the title
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