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See Pinterest fails. This "hack" is in there allot.

Welp, there is 16 seconds of my life I won't get back.

My brother told me to format every flash drive as soon as I get it. Sometimes the cheaper flash drives has hidden spy ware and trojans imbedded into them to cover the cost. He even bought me a cheap flash drive and used his Linux to show me hidden files.

I love it how we now mumble "KKK and Westboro Baptists" in the same breath.

There are better and worse ways and reasons to loose weight. But making sure you're clean and staying healthy b/c of the back end issues, well, I think that is not only a great reason but a great motivator.
I, kinda, want to loose enough weight so that I can buy clothes off the rack at Wal-mart and not have them fit funny. If you are over weight, clothes will tend to fit weird b/c they need to be cut & assembled differently then skinny people clothes. Many manufacturers don't understand this.

But it does make me wonder, if a gender bent Cruella DeVille is made... would he be gay? Since he is a fashion designer and into fashion? Or would it make him more cruel and twisted of a character if he was very Hetero???

I always thought there would be more babies coming RIGHT NOW and that I'd have to deliver them. I actually watched lamaz videos when I was a kid so I'd be prepared.

... last I heard, Polygamy was still illegal in the US...

AND NOT CLICK BAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure that would happen on Tumblr. But I can't think of a gif from Supernatural that would fit that scenario. Eye ball penis??? That will be a challenge for the Supernatural Tumblrs.

Bartenders thank you. Though, we often times have a tip jar for your convenience.

I remember the TV show Monk. The videos had numbered spines and the last video was flipped. Ironic.

<looks left - looks right> kicks box to the edge then takes the next box on the shelf. Its someone elses problem now.

LOL. I love sloths. Did you know they only poop once a week? They climb down to the bottom of a tree and do this butt wiggle thing and take a while to poop. I think that's what this little fellow is doing. You know that bloated feeling when you haven't pooped in a while? Yeah, that's the sloths smile, cause he's pooping.

It is weird... but they're not using boobs to sell it so I'm fine. I find them quite interesting too.
I think they're actually making fun of those really weird expensive perfume commercials. But interesting and entertaining.

When your period ends

So my family is made up of giants and my brother married a short girl. Like 16 inches shorter then him. Even on her little step stool in the kitchen, she leans up to kiss him in the morning. Then she had a son. At one year old, he's over half her height. She's been training him to get things off high shelves by lifting him up and telling him to grab this or that. I told her that she needs to give him a duster and carry him on her head so that he can dust high shelves and lights (turned off).

The story about Shrek the Sheep is an interesting one. He went missing and was found in a cave later with 60 lbs of wool on him.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrek_(sheep)

If you try to follow it the long way, you realize that it cannot meet either way. Both of them lead to dead ends.

Just look at Twilight or 50 Shades of Gray. Either of that shiznik will get your ass beaten by me.

Free airfare for life would be nice but you have to spend time on a plane and going through metal detectors and then there is the whole problem of having money to spend when you get there b/c your house isn't there. So no.
Free gas for life would be nice but we may not be dependent on that soon and there is only so many places I can drive and cars with insurance is expensive. So no.
500$ of groceries means I have so much food to cook & prepare and make. And I have to eat, no matter what happens, for the rest of my life. So yes. But I hate cooking.
Dog lives as long as I do, well, that would be nice. Having a companion that loves and looks up to you and sheds all over the house and poops in the yard but is my best friend. But then I can get married and be able to have intelligent conversations with a spouse and help them and be mates but nothing will love me like a dog. So no. But it would be hard to give this up.

This is what Fan Fiction is for.

Heathens are a religious group that worship the Nordic gods like Odin, Freya, Thor, etc.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Heathenism

I always think they're waving at someone behind me. Its shocking, disconcerting, and weird when its me.

I love that there is a bill in the UK to ban Trump from the country for hate speech. I mean, really, a presidential candidate that is BANNED from entering allied countries??? Not going to end well.

How do you think he got to a masters degree in architecture.

And then they talk really loud and forceful so that EVERYONE can hear them so well and when you comment on it, they feel YOU were rude for listening in.

I don't get why people think self-harm is so bad. I mean, yeah, it sucks that you feel so hurt that you hurt yourself but I'm not an alcoholic, drug addict, and I feel so calm & balanced afterwards. I can get things done and face things and be apart of the crowd after I self-harm. Otherwise I just wallow and can't move or breathe and it hurts to live. A good cutting session and I'm out & about & off doing things. I make sure the knife is clean, the wounds cleaned & covered in healing ointment.

When I ordered dinner, I couldn't remember "carrots" so I called them buttered orange... and pointed at them.

He's a zombie! Don't you watch iZombie? They put tobasco sauce on everything.

My brother always said he wants to be that kind of friend and that kind of guy. So when I happened to get a free body bag, I made him a dead hooker kit for his birthday. Put in wall insulation plastic, heavy duty chemical use gloves, disposable razor blade set, cleaning ammonia, duct tape, and put it all in a good plastic bin labeled "Dead Hooker Kit." He keeps it on his book shelf.

SUE!

I think Trump was trying to make a crass remark about her being a woman and having "monthly woman issues" and that its gross. BUT Ms Clinton is probably postmenopausal, as most woman that age are and is not longer having that issue. What probably happened is she went to the bathroom and had to adjust her clothes afterwards. She was probably wearing a slip, stockings, high heels, and other problematic women's clothes. Most women's clothes have to be adjusted *just so* or else they feel very uncomfortable and don't fit well.

<scratches head> I was thinking Finn and Kylo Ren. That seems the obvious pairing to me.

My mother does this to me all the time. Its a game to her. And she wonders why I'm self destructive.

Went to a New Years Eve party a friend was having. I wasn't feeling well and just went to socialize. Got queezy then rushed to the bathroom and threw up in the tub. Rinsed it out well and told her cause I didn't want to search through her cabinets for cleaning fluid. I've always felt guilty of that cause I'm sure she thinks I was drinking too much. Turns out I was just having morning sickness.

<singing> Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away

The trick is to eat them on the side of the mouth, with the molars.

YES! I had this one friend, he was a great guy. A geek like me and I could relate to really well. We got along famously. Finished each others sentences, loved the same things, and people said we were two peas in a pod.
Unfortunately, he was a bit high energy or something. Half the time I hung out with him, I'd have seizures or my blood sugar would plummet or other some occurrences. Once we were out at Walmart and he stopped to talk to an associate about Wifi connectors (he was going to get one for me.) I *had to* sit down and then proceeded to nearly pass out. I was disoriented and sounded like a 5 year old. He called my family (rather then the ambulance) for help. I hated so much to break off our friendship but I just had to. He was, literally, making me sick.

I'm a little confused as to what was going on.

When ever I try to think and out think some movie or tv plot thing like this (ie the first episode of Sherlock from BBC. Red something...) I remember to not think or over think it cause its fiction and if I try to reason it out, my head will start hurting. It doesn't stop me from thinking about it, but I try to. Though this explanation is much better then some. I like it.

I like this commercial. That's got to be fun, being a gay couple and being able to tell a little boy this, that you loved him and adopted him. And the other Star Wars commercial, where the barely speaks english mom is looking for R2D2 soup for her son and the guy understands. Nerds Unite!

This is how you loose your salt privileges.