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Ablaze 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
See Pinterest fails. This "hack" is in there allot.
Trains in Distress 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Welp, there is 16 seconds of my life I won't get back.
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Where did that 5 GB disappear? 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
My brother told me to format every flash drive as soon as I get it. Sometimes the cheaper flash drives has hidden spy ware and trojans imbedded into them to cover the cost. He even bought me a cheap flash drive and used his Linux to show me hidden files.
Give this man a medal 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I love it how we now mumble "KKK and Westboro Baptists" in the same breath.
I am all clean now 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
There are better and worse ways and reasons to loose weight. But making sure you're clean and staying healthy b/c of the back end issues, well, I think that is not only a great reason but a great motivator.
I, kinda, want to loose enough weight so that I can buy clothes off the rack at Wal-mart and not have them fit funny. If you are over weight, clothes will tend to fit weird b/c they need to be cut & assembled differently then skinny people clothes. Many manufacturers don't understand this.
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Cruella DeVille gender bender 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
But it does make me wonder, if a gender bent Cruella DeVille is made... would he be gay? Since he is a fashion designer and into fashion? Or would it make him more cruel and twisted of a character if he was very Hetero???
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I really thought I would encounter it on a semi-regular basis 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I always thought there would be more babies coming RIGHT NOW and that I'd have to deliver them. I actually watched lamaz videos when I was a kid so I'd be prepared.
I can see this going horribly, horribly wrong 47 comments
guest · 8 years ago
... last I heard, Polygamy was still illegal in the US...
At least be entertaining with your lies! 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
AND NOT CLICK BAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What is the weirdest thing you have seen on tumblr? Link if possible 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm sure that would happen on Tumblr. But I can't think of a gif from Supernatural that would fit that scenario. Eye ball penis??? That will be a challenge for the Supernatural Tumblrs.
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Homer Simpson on checking your engine 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Actually, newer cars have a built in program that after so many engine start ups, so many miles, or something else, that light will automatically flash on. The car then has to be told to shut off the light. So if you get an oil change at your servicing, which the light indicated, and the mechanic doesn't "roll the codes" the light will stay on even if there is no problem.
I don't understand how tipping works 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Bartenders thank you. Though, we often times have a tip jar for your convenience.
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As a fellow book nerd, I relate to this on a spiritual level 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I remember the TV show Monk. The videos had numbered spines and the last video was flipped. Ironic.
Old guys with back problems know 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
<looks left - looks right> kicks box to the edge then takes the next box on the shelf. Its someone elses problem now.
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Relationship problems 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
LOL. I love sloths. Did you know they only poop once a week? They climb down to the bottom of a tree and do this butt wiggle thing and take a while to poop. I think that's what this little fellow is doing. You know that bloated feeling when you haven't pooped in a while? Yeah, that's the sloths smile, cause he's pooping.
Old Spice why 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It is weird... but they're not using boobs to sell it so I'm fine. I find them quite interesting too.
I think they're actually making fun of those really weird expensive perfume commercials. But interesting and entertaining.
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I am a believer of the simple things in life 26 comments
guest · 8 years ago
When your period ends
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Midgets too 63 comments
guest · 8 years ago
So my family is made up of giants and my brother married a short girl. Like 16 inches shorter then him. Even on her little step stool in the kitchen, she leans up to kiss him in the morning. Then she had a son. At one year old, he's over half her height. She's been training him to get things off high shelves by lifting him up and telling him to grab this or that. I told her that she needs to give him a duster and carry him on her head so that he can dust high shelves and lights (turned off).
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Chris the sheep who set a world record for 'most fleece sheared from a sheep' 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The story about Shrek the Sheep is an interesting one. He went missing and was found in a cave later with 60 lbs of wool on him.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrek_(sheep)
Maze fun 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If you try to follow it the long way, you realize that it cannot meet either way. Both of them lead to dead ends.
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To all my fellow writers and readers out there! 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Just look at Twilight or 50 Shades of Gray. Either of that shiznik will get your ass beaten by me.
Oh my word 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Its the highest grossing film of all time for opening weekend. Its that opening weekend caveat that gets left out allot.
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Which one? Comment below 73 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Free airfare for life would be nice but you have to spend time on a plane and going through metal detectors and then there is the whole problem of having money to spend when you get there b/c your house isn't there. So no.
Free gas for life would be nice but we may not be dependent on that soon and there is only so many places I can drive and cars with insurance is expensive. So no.
500$ of groceries means I have so much food to cook & prepare and make. And I have to eat, no matter what happens, for the rest of my life. So yes. But I hate cooking.
Dog lives as long as I do, well, that would be nice. Having a companion that loves and looks up to you and sheds all over the house and poops in the yard but is my best friend. But then I can get married and be able to have intelligent conversations with a spouse and help them and be mates but nothing will love me like a dog. So no. But it would be hard to give this up.
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I'd watch it xD 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This is what Fan Fiction is for.
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Merry Politically-Correct Day, you d*ck. 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Heathens are a religious group that worship the Nordic gods like Odin, Freya, Thor, etc.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Heathenism
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Why I drink 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I always think they're waving at someone behind me. Its shocking, disconcerting, and weird when its me.
Help make America great again 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I love that there is a bill in the UK to ban Trump from the country for hate speech. I mean, really, a presidential candidate that is BANNED from entering allied countries??? Not going to end well.
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The first world christmas problems are strong in this one! 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
How do you think he got to a masters degree in architecture.
This makes me furious 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And then they talk really loud and forceful so that EVERYONE can hear them so well and when you comment on it, they feel YOU were rude for listening in.
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It may not seem like much 53 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I don't get why people think self-harm is so bad. I mean, yeah, it sucks that you feel so hurt that you hurt yourself but I'm not an alcoholic, drug addict, and I feel so calm & balanced afterwards. I can get things done and face things and be apart of the crowd after I self-harm. Otherwise I just wallow and can't move or breathe and it hurts to live. A good cutting session and I'm out & about & off doing things. I make sure the knife is clean, the wounds cleaned & covered in healing ointment.
Seriously?! 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Part of the problem in the cold weather times is your skin dries out. Your body secretes oils to keep your skin healthy and during cold winter months, this slows or almost stops. I have to use special body wash during the winter months or else my skin gets so dry and cracked (and may start bleeding.) Its both painful and itchy. I do put on baby oil or skin-so-soft every few days. That helps. It feels weird not to bathe every day but when I was unemployed one winter, I bathed every couple of days. That helped my skin so much.
They're so innocent 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
There is also the other side. Feeling that blood come out of you? Yes, its normal BUT that blood has to go somewhere. And often times normal pads don't absorb blood that fast. So this is a matter of concern.
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She TOT to get a grip on life 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
When I ordered dinner, I couldn't remember "carrots" so I called them buttered orange... and pointed at them.
Tabascoman 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
He's a zombie! Don't you watch iZombie? They put tobasco sauce on everything.
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Please share everywhere until this is normal 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
But the woman at the end is worth more.
True friendship 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
My brother always said he wants to be that kind of friend and that kind of guy. So when I happened to get a free body bag, I made him a dead hooker kit for his birthday. Put in wall insulation plastic, heavy duty chemical use gloves, disposable razor blade set, cleaning ammonia, duct tape, and put it all in a good plastic bin labeled "Dead Hooker Kit." He keeps it on his book shelf.
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Don't Worry, No One Will See Your Face 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
SUE!
Savage 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I think Trump was trying to make a crass remark about her being a woman and having "monthly woman issues" and that its gross. BUT Ms Clinton is probably postmenopausal, as most woman that age are and is not longer having that issue. What probably happened is she went to the bathroom and had to adjust her clothes afterwards. She was probably wearing a slip, stockings, high heels, and other problematic women's clothes. Most women's clothes have to be adjusted *just so* or else they feel very uncomfortable and don't fit well.
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#i do want it 17 comments
guest · 8 years ago
<scratches head> I was thinking Finn and Kylo Ren. That seems the obvious pairing to me.
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JUST LET ME f*ckING FINISH! 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
My mother does this to me all the time. Its a game to her. And she wonders why I'm self destructive.
we all have done this. 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Went to a New Years Eve party a friend was having. I wasn't feeling well and just went to socialize. Got queezy then rushed to the bathroom and threw up in the tub. Rinsed it out well and told her cause I didn't want to search through her cabinets for cleaning fluid. I've always felt guilty of that cause I'm sure she thinks I was drinking too much. Turns out I was just having morning sickness.
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Coolest USB drive ever 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
<singing> Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away
Crumb Bars 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The trick is to eat them on the side of the mouth, with the molars.
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Don't be d*cks to introverts 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
YES! I had this one friend, he was a great guy. A geek like me and I could relate to really well. We got along famously. Finished each others sentences, loved the same things, and people said we were two peas in a pod.
Unfortunately, he was a bit high energy or something. Half the time I hung out with him, I'd have seizures or my blood sugar would plummet or other some occurrences. Once we were out at Walmart and he stopped to talk to an associate about Wifi connectors (he was going to get one for me.) I *had to* sit down and then proceeded to nearly pass out. I was disoriented and sounded like a 5 year old. He called my family (rather then the ambulance) for help. I hated so much to break off our friendship but I just had to. He was, literally, making me sick.
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Love this story, laugh every time I hear it xD 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm a little confused as to what was going on.
The more you know! 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Because paper is made of trees not grown on trees. Only leaves grow on trees. That's why money is green. To make us *think* it grows on trees when it is the tree.
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Mind = blown 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
When ever I try to think and out think some movie or tv plot thing like this (ie the first episode of Sherlock from BBC. Red something...) I remember to not think or over think it cause its fiction and if I try to reason it out, my head will start hurting. It doesn't stop me from thinking about it, but I try to. Though this explanation is much better then some. I like it.
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Every time I see this I grin! :D It's soooooo cuuuuteeeeee 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I like this commercial. That's got to be fun, being a gay couple and being able to tell a little boy this, that you loved him and adopted him. And the other Star Wars commercial, where the barely speaks english mom is looking for R2D2 soup for her son and the guy understands. Nerds Unite!
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The Gauntlet 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This is how you loose your salt privileges.
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