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So f*cking what 17 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I agree. Some people can act really retarded. It is so gay.
*Grabs popcorn*
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It's Not Disney's Fault 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"Here was one with an air of high nobility such as Aragorn at times revealed, less high perhaps, yet also less incalculable and remote: one of the Kings of Men born into a later time, but touched with the wisdom and sadness of the Eldar Race. He knew now why Beregond spoke his [Faramir's] name with love. He was a captain that men would follow, that he would follow, even under the shadow of the black wings." - JRR Tolkien, 'Return of the King', on Faramir
That is why Faramir is my favourite character. Quiet and frowned upon by his father, but shrewd and compassionate.
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It's Not Disney's Fault 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Quick correction!
Aragorn has Dunedain heritage, and is indeed thus tall; however, he is only 6'6", not 7'. The Dunedain are descendants of the Numenorians, whose men were very tall (their largest warriors were all in the 7' range). On average, however, men of the west were around 6', much akin to the Netherlands of today. Tall, yes, but not gigantic or even extraordinary.
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Apparently this is an ocelittle!!! 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Metal Gear Solid references, anyone?
Outback Australian alcohol breath test checkpoint 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Imagine how many philosophical musings and ponderings this gentleman must have every day, just sitting there for hours.
And sunburn.
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Failed panorama shot 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Noah: "Seriously? Again? You didn't tell me to create a second ark, man!"
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Well this is an interesting development 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Nah. I have the utmost respect for women serving in the armed forces, but I believe this particular news item caters to a mildly feminist tone. I doubt they shudder with fear when they "hear women's voices." They would treat them with the same contempt as a man.
Well this is an interesting development 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"Crap, guys! We are under fire from snipers!"
"Oh no... Women?"
"... No. U.S Marines; men."
"Ah, cool. Carry on as per usual guys. Their bullets are fine." *Arm gets shot off* "Yup. Nothing but a flesh wound. Still not going to hell. All is well." *Head gets blown off*
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You do what you've gotta do 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Unpopular Opinion: As downright awesome as Kakashi is... Had it not been for Naruto and Sasuke, Zabuza would have killed Kakashi.
I hate lasagna tbh 35 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*Lasaga, not lagasa. Wow, I managed to make a typo of a typo.
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I hate lasagna tbh 35 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"Lagasa" was likely intentional. It's a reference to an old meme not many people would recognize. On YouTube, search for 'Garfielf' (exactly that) - it is a (formerly) viral video with over a million views.
"I'm am hungry. I want soma lasaga." - 'Garfielf', 2013
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Sage advice from the East 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Especially if he is the reason they died young.
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This is really sweet :) 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Ridiculously photogenic policeman - Places the hearts of girls in cardiac arrest.
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Not a bad person...!! 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Hitler: Yes, guys. Geez!
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American Psycho poses with Christian Bale 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I have no agreement with the man (I am not even American), but Trump is surprisingly tall.
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