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Hey boo 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Breathe fire- yes.
Speak- no.
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One of the saddest scenes ans song ever 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's always hard to hear that a childhood friend has passed away, sorry for your loss.
Is this not how you do it? 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I've heard that Flick It works well also!
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Just waiting 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Love it.
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Thunderous an*l wreckage 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Omg I got my ex-sister in law a giant gummy bear one year for Christmas and she ate it. Within a day. The ONE was 2 pounds and she left saying she wasn't feeling good anymore- her husband said later that they spent the day at home while she basically exploded!!!!!
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One of the saddest scenes ans song ever 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Thank you both. Funeral was yesterday and it was very hard to see his kids cry, but it was also very good to get all the tears out.
I got confused reading this 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No, this is PATRICK!
Honey 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Anyone notice she's eating fried chicken in bed?
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JK... Please don't kill me artists of fs 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Stabby-stab-stab with pencil seems more appropriate than "graphite poisoning" lol.
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This is why you have to encourage art 26 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Except the Oscar of course.
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This is why you have to encourage art 26 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Secretly it's Leonardo Dicaprio and he's crying in his room now that he's finally won it all.
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it is the funniest thing ever 44 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The movie was kind of blah but the book was awesome.
Random thoughts 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I think both ways. I would like to change meeting certain people or my relationship choices, but I would also like to meet my husband sooner or just meet him again and see the twinkle in his eyes as we fall in love.
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One of the saddest scenes ans song ever 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My brother just died unexpectedly last night and I was so numb I couldn't cry. This broke the dam today, thank you. (In a good cry kind of way.)
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White girls aren't the only ones who wear uggs and yoga pants in the winter 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
They're comfortable as hell! I'm glad it's normal for me to wear yoga pants, they get worn a lot more often than my jeans ever do.
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This time baby I'll be bulletproof 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
When I was at basic training we had one pvt that was a recycle from another platoon. She was absolutely terrible. Of course, I got paired with her fml. She refused to run, was a constant pain in the a$$, lazy, complained about everything, just not soldier mentality at all.
Anyway, she's the reason we had our razors taken away. We couldn't shave our legs or pits for a month because she got put on a psych hold and eventually sent home.
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Shouting at hard disks causes latency to increase 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Too* not do
Shouting at hard disks causes latency to increase 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
They're scared! No wonder they're shaking, I would do if I was minding my own business working away and some jerk comes up and starts screaming at me!
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Is this really the first thing women do when they arrive home? 36 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm a C cup and it's for sure the first thing I do. I hate wearing abra to the point that half the time I refuse to now. They pinch, or the wire comes through and tries to stab you, or its just a little too tight, something! Screw that!
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Based Ricky Gervais 40 comments
guest · 5 years ago
When it results in manslaughter, yeah... It should also result in jail time/prison, no luxury bulls#it, and no special privileges simply because of celebrity stance.
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Almost there.. 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
OMG I didn't even notice that!! I used to watch the show- it was hilarious.
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Copy paste 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Do you mean the one with the magical chin strap but no chin?
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I think he's onto something 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If it makes you feel better, I told David Bowie to shut up on a commercial the day before he died and cussed at snape while watching the death scene of Harry Potter the day before he died. I felt awful.
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I feel bad that guys always have to be the tough one. :/ 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yeah, same here. Mine usually just lays there saying I dreamed it.
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Time to die 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Said the title in the cat in the hat's voice by Mike Meyers. (Time to die, Nevins!)
Mind blown 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's "violent J" not icp- that's the name of the band.
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Zodiac: Day 7. For those Greek Mythology fans! 55 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Artemis was often described as the daughter of Zeus and Leto, and the twin sister of Apollo. She was the Hellenic goddess of the hunt, wild animals, wilderness, childbirth, virginity and protector of young girls, bringing and relieving disease in women. (Wikipedia)
I get the animals, outdoors, keeping kids safe, and childbirth- I can't seem to understand why you would *bring* disease to women though...
Anybody?
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Strangely soothing 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I thought everyone had one? My brother and I were given ours at the age of 11, it's a big ceremony- lots of friends and family gather for the balloon gifting. My neighbor just had his this weekend- it was amazing! It's in a big box and inflates quickly the first time, just to show you the raw power available. After the ceremony is over everyone gets out their hot air balloons and take a 2 day ride over the countryside to decide major life decisions about their future.
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Gotta save china! 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Mulan. Chinese dynasty movie from Disney. (Not known for being historically accurate...)
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Bad ass dr. Watson 23 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm assuming it played over Christmas- but WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SAY ANYTHING????
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Bad ass dr. Watson 23 comments
guest · 5 years ago
WHAT IS THIS AND WHY HAVE I NOT HEARD OF IT???
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Childhood ruined? 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Woody was a childhood gift from andy's mom who had Jessie as a kid herself. Note in the 3rd movie the girl, Emily, looks like andy's mom and is around the same age growing up as Andy is when they first got the dolls.
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Brazilian policeuncovered 287 colorful kilos of cocaine 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I want to arrange them by color.
sounds like public school 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Or stab it so it pops. Watch teachers reaction. Laugh.
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I salute this brave man 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Seems like a huge paper clip too!
That's so very hard to resist 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Our store puts shopping carts upside down in the bottom as filler and to prevent that from happening. It sucks when you're mid dive and notice the carts.
Winter has come 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Makeup.
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I think that a simple punishment is not enough 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hello satan...
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How intense is that... 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Good luck finding it.
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Time turner necklace 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I have two of them. They're awesome!
Well shit 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Her dad certainly is!
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GTFO with that shit 35 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Me. I love ketchup on Mac n cheese. But it can't be the velveeta kind, that ruins it. The box with powder has always sucked though- ketchup makes it suck less.
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German Christmas ad will hit you right in the feels 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It said "how else was I supposed to get you all together?"
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Self-Stirring Mug 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I had one once- made hot chocolate in it and the little stirrer got clogged and I couldn't clean under it. Waste of money.
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Superman, circa 1950 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'd say something about the black guy in the back... But I'm color blind.
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Superman, circa 1950 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
1-accepted. 2-we stopped after a certain point and made it even harder for refugees to come to this country. 3-I hope people get their heads out of their asses and give the refugees the help and support they desperately need and deserve. They're people just like us, they need help!
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