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I'm confused, what's the source of the fire?

I have always wondered what Frasier's layout was, thank you!

The tag was clearly in place when the lockers got repainted, meaning it was there for awhile. I'm guessing some kid stole it.

There are lots of cases where parents allow their child to live as the opposite gender, only to have the child become even more confused later in life when the child changes their mind, as children are prone to do, and feel they have to continue to live this way because they are engrossed in their ways to change.And then as an adult, they have anger about it. I can honesty say that for years I resented not being born a boy, to the point I refused to do anything deemed girly (have long hair, get my ears pierced, wear girls clothes, use the female version of my name), only to hit pubery and realize I wouldn't want to be a boy if you paid me. Kids are too stupid to make life choices like this (and don't get all defensive about me calling kids stupid, they are stupid, that's why we must do our best to look out for them and protect them.) The parents dropped the ball here in their effort to be "progressive".

Aren't hot air balloons inflated with fire? And you all are drunk? I can't wait to read the police report.

If you work as a cashier, you will see big women pulling sweaty bills from their boobs. And if you're a cashier long enough (or just lucky), you'll see big men pulling sweaty bills from inside their pants. Moral: don't put money in your mouth and try not to let the customer see you supressing a scream.

When my mom was a little kid, she was told by a classmate that babies are born out of the mom's nose or knee, depending if it's a boy or a girl. She was then told that using a toilet after a boy will get you pregnant and my mom cried and cried because she has brothers and now a baby was going to come out of her nose.

The coffee mug is designed that way on purpose. The manufacturer is hopeing it looks weird enough so that you'll buy it.

When I test out a pen, I write "fart". I hope no one thinks that's my name.

Fun facts about the japanese giant hornet :
"It's the size of your thumb and it can spray flesh-melting poison. We really wish we were making that up for, you know, dramatic effect because goddamn, what a terrible thing a three-inch acid-shooting hornet would be, you know? Oh, hey, did we mention it shoots it into your eyes? Or that the poison also has a pheromone cocktail in it that'll call every hornet in the hive to come over and sting you until you are no longer alive?
Think you can outrun it? It can fly 50 miles in a day. It'd be nice to say something reassuring at this point, like "Don't worry, they only live on top of really tall mountains where nobody wants to live," but no, they live all over the goddamned place, including outside Tokyo.
Forty people die like that every year, each of them horribly."
For more, go to http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_the-5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html
(it is a joke website, but the articles are about real things.)

I skipped over becoming a racist and became a misanthrope.

There will always be someone better then you and there will always be someone worse.

This is not accurate at all. Pollen is basically the plant's sperm and the bees vist to collect it to eat it later. There is nothing sexual with the bees job. To put it grossly, imagine that there was an insect that lived off of men's sperm and women's natural lubrication and by collecting it's food for the winter, human babies are made. Most plants must attract as many pollinators as possible or it will die off permanently. That's the whole purpose of flowers. Most of you probably alread know this, I'm just tired of seeing the most simple and beautiful things made sexual, judgmental and degrading. Congratulations, you made a rape joke, aren't you clever.

I'm disturbed because Alice is only 7 and Ariel is barely 16. It's like they joined a cult.

Eighth one down, it's *scensoring or just sensing. I'm dying inside by just thinking it kills mosquitos by not allowing any red motion to be seen. And there's 11 fun facts to learn.

Poor baby, too bad you didn't have three other examples of what not to do.

Actually, modern day bodybuilding has nothing to do with definition anymore. It's all about over-all evenness, and size, size, SIZE. (you probably won't) Look at a modern bodybuilding mag, the images are almost grotesque in the extremes they've pushed their bodys. There is no definition, only tightly stretched skin over lumpy mass. Now look at a bodybuilding mag from 15 years ago. those were men with highly sculpted bodies, each muscle clearly defined and formed. Much has been written about this huge change by fellow bodybuilders, so please don't confuse a Mr. Universe winner with an example of muscle form and use another example.

I got my dog partly for security. If she did this, I would be dead in my bed of a heartattack.

There is incredibly high strength glass out there people.

It's evidence of a man with an incredibly modern style. Everything in the photo existed in 1940, it's just the combination on this man that sticks out.

Eggs are one half that's needed to make a baby, so shouldn't the men's sign say 'gravey'?

Today, April 17th, is National High-Five Day in America. Just saying.