Maybe this is why I have no friends?

Just glare at them and when they ask what you're doing just casually walk away. It scares the shit out of people

Oh my fucking god. So in my French class right before vacation we weren't really doing anything so kids were playing this game on their phone. Like where you put a card to your forehead and people give you clues, but an app. So they were doing harry potter shit and the word was Crookshanks. But they said THE FUCKING CARETAKERS CAT. AND THE GIRL GUESS RIGHT. IT WAS NOT MRS. FUCKING NORRIS IT WAS HERMIONES FUCKING CAT. I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF THEM.

Okay motherfucking story time here. I was at the mall and some stupid bitch in American Eagle goes "I don't speak Spanish, even though I'm Canadian. I speak AMERICAN." Just... Just NO.