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Map for the blind 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
you are satan
Star Wars, Star Wars everywhere 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
just btw metalman Christmas is not 1 night its actually 12.
Facts... This is so true to believe 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
yeah i actually disagree with this quote.
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The most creative prom invitation 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"William green pencil prom height ME"
Taking matters on his own hands 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
There is someone in the background not doing shit, watching a crippled man build a wheelchair ramp so that he can go up a 6 inch ledge. What has society come to?
Europe right now 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
it was 75˚F here in ATL a few days ago...
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This is scary 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
wax your face? nty
No eye contact 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
wait... what if you aren't white?
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Dear Santa 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Don't forget spelling.
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Look upside down 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
i dropped my monitor doing this...
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Squirtle from Super Mario 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
do you think they mean yoshi, or pokemon
Are you alcoholic? 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
i giggled.
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Cheating on test with an iPod nano 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
teehee this is old now we have the apple watch :D
Old, but gold 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"you fucking lettuce"
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And everyone lived happily ever after 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is the archetype of the hero's journey, found throughout literature. If you google it you will be surprised the number of plot lines that actually follow it.
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Rob DenBleyker just made a Rick and Morty fan art 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
is it bad that i read this in rick and morty's voices?
I cleaned the keyboard 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
thanks! i get it now.
Why are people like that? 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
i'm a straight, white, male...
Meet sygmond, one of the most epic cats ever 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I was clicked to get to another random post and the next post was this. http://funsubstance. com/fun/10303/honey-did-you-let-the-cat-in/?ref=prandom
Kids these days never know 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That's racist :D
More Things That Would Break the Internet 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
AYYYYYYYY now it's out, and its AWESOME!
I bet I'm not alone 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I have two beds in my room. I just use the other bed.
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Me right abOUT noW 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
ughhhhhh... i was avoiding studying by going on funsubstance...
The cobra effect 16 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not to be the annoying guest... But the 'Cobra Effect' is actually used to describe a situation that is made worse by an attempted solution. The term originated when the British Empire tried to clear all the cobras out of one of their colonies by paying the locals for every cobra they brought in dead. The natives decided to breed cobras, kill them, and bring them in to the British. The British ended up with more cobras than when they started.
To my imaginary partner 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
two futurama references in one post!
Watch out we got a [email protected]$$ over here 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
and bacon. also. bacon.
Into any shape 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I think this only works with polygons of the same area
This is the "Crooked House of Windsor" 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I've been here! I drank tea upstairs!
Game Boy Deliciousness 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
thats BMO from adventure time! not a gameboy!
TFIOS is in 5 more days, guys!! 30 comments
guest · 6 years ago
the fault in our stars by john green
Excited for the apple watch 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
pretty sure that was just sarcasm...
We accept the food we think we deserve 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
haha lol
HAHA. LOL 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
you're
Us marine rescues kitty in afghanistan 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
lol i read this as 'ghost' and i was like