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5 words in I was thinking this was about apple-infused garlic.

You misspelled 'starring'

I cant tell is this means the kid will grow to be a narcissistic neurotic prick; or if he will grow to be a diligent, well-grounded, success who believes he can help the world. Basically Trump....or Trudeau.

I thought someone was excited about their Resident Advisor.

I did not get my allotted ration of head.

It's kind of obvious...Usain has 9 Olympic Medals. Phelps has 23.

TOTAL FUCKING PITIFUL NRA BS. REPUBLICANS' TERRORIST-ARMING LIES. Here's the REAL story:
ORIGIN:In February 2013, web site Palookaville Post published an article ("Feinstein and Boxer Ask Californians to Lay Down Their Weapons During Statewide Manhunt") containing an extraordinary claim about a statement purportedly made by Senator Dianne Feinstein of California. According to author "Jimmy Olsentwins," Sen. Feinstein commented on the then-current standoff involving former police officer Christopher Dorner by urging Californians to turn in their guns en masse.
Suffice it to say the Palookaville Post was a satirical site that published fake news, one example of which was the made-up story about Senators Feinstein and Boxer referenced above. Other examples of its work included articles claiming President Obama had granted himself a $100,000 pay raise and an Oklahoma teacher had been fired for praying when a tornado hit her school.

This has to be taken out of context. It's not about being that stupid. It's about being this misleading in your post.

Much like Keith Richards, I am just amazed it is upright.

Awww, I'm sorry but you seem to be a painfully incompetent piece of unexpected underwear defecation. So you cannot have any kind of animal until you are visibly capable of not embarrassing the marginally more adept people that bravely call themselves your parents. Now go put some vinegar on that cradle cap.

Tell her you have similar suspicions about your sexual identity, and you experimented with the young; smooth; tight-assed lifeguard at your gym. The one with the baby face, high pitched moan, wet lacy panties, and desire to ride your big hard stud cock for hours while you use and own that buttpussy. See what she says.

My boyfriend is INTP and we love/appreciate each other, but this post represents exactly why we would never have been friends in college. I would have closed my eyes for 5 seconds and silently asked for acceptance and whatever good things can happen for someone after death...he would've gotten irritated because I was hogging the scalpel.

im losing my mind...grrr what painting is this?

And the republicans get their titties in a twist when people say America could learn a few things from France. It's not that we don't love our country, it's that sometimes we're jealous other countries can get shit like this accomplished.