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Seals are rapists and cannibals 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Lotta sexual frustration in the Antarctic. Seals are like the Mike Tyson's of the Southern Ocean. What savagery! What danger!
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I'm one of those assholes who takes pics of celebrities in public. Seth Rogen agrees 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Why is everyone wearing dark blue? Very suspicious.
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This bison got hit by lightning 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
His wallet is the one that says Bad Mother F***er on it.
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At least they didn't feel the bern. 45 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Did your professor tell you that? Maybe you read it on some hairbrained website?
At least they didn't feel the bern. 45 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Failed social experiments, unconstitutional government expansion, ill-conceived political power from "spreading the wealth" around at the right moment, prolonged unemployment, destructive meddling in the free-market, economic suicide by executive fiat...sounds a lot like the golden shower of expansion and stability we're all enjoying right now. Your statist mentality is a cancer, so move to North Korea and leave us HARD WORKING Americans alone.
Teach your kids to think 39 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Implying that you have to believe evolution in order to become a contributive member of the STEM field is as close-minded as it is demeaning. What a quack.
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There are no words needed 40 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Einstein actually encouraged Americans to hurry and create the bomb first. It was terrible to have to use it....but its use saved over a million American soldiers from dying and crippling America in a protracted war campaign. It wasn't to demoralize, it was to crush their entire civilization. The Japanese don't surrender, they chose the "hard way."
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There are no words needed 40 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*Saves world from tyrannical/genocidal cummunist, fascist, and socialist maniacs* "Americans are such monsters" ...get a history lesson and look at the treachery Americans fought against...it's astounding.
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Extend your poems 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
When you gotta pull out that "poem pumper"
Humor helps people discuss some of the tougher subjects 30 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This website is making people dumb.