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Geode cake 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
How the fuck
Rose preserved under a layer of ice 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Does no one else see a newly removed bloody cyst
Ego vs. Eco 29 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Well, we speak the same language.
WUUUOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEE NEED YOU
TOOOOO FIIIIIIND HIS SOOOOOOOON
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Oh please, we all know he's one of the villains 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
IF ONLY
I think he's onto something 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This poor man
We must use his power to the utmost of its potential.
I vote to have him watch Jersey Shore
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wHaT tHe f*ck 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
They switch it to accommodate for the climate of each season. More testing is to be done for the reason why this is effective.
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A success few people can achieve 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I know! I was just reading it and thinking "how?". Just how is that possible?
I kno right 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's something like an angry "MMPH". Like someone with their mouth covered that isn't happy about it.
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Silly grammar 24 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Your beebs are beautiful.
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Beware of canadian geese 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I love how Canada's birds are the opposite of how we see Canadians, and our bird straight up attacks Donald Trump while too many of us are voting for him.
It's refreshing to hear this from a politician 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Guys, I'd hate to be the blunt one here, but penguins will die. If the polar ice caps melt, they'll be able to swim around, but there's only so long before they become too exhausted. Plus, how would they be able to have their babies? Where would they put their eggs? Save the penguins. Stop global warming.
Free elf 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
How many times has gandalf needed to give legolas a sock
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James May and his Lego hosue 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*within the great technicolor abode's bowels, the bellow of a wild animal can be heard* CLARKSON!
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Back to school things 24 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You forgot your folders and something to sharpen with And at least a flamethrower. This kid is not prepared at all.
Another f*ggot 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Frankly, I'm just judging his beard right now.
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A real Trooper 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
He is the chosen one
Pickup line's unexpected twist 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Depends on how you climb up. It's tiresome, but it can be done.
End the unrealistic cop standards 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The first is hot, but just look at the second one's strut. Goddaaaaaamn.
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"I'm tired of your sh*t human !" 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
HUMAN THIS IS NOT A GODDAMN HOT DOG DO I HAVE TO DO THIS FOR YOU?!
Scholarships are kind of hard to find 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You may have to write an essay for some, or a science project. It depends on what you wanna do. If you're still not sure, it's still a good idea to find something.
A ticket to hell please 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Actually I think mother Teresa would be complimented if you compared her to R2. At least I'd be.
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Anyone know any tricks on how to sleep? 17 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Start a timer for when your curfew's gonna be, also. Sometimes when I have trouble, even if you don't actually drink warm milk, somehow thinking about the sensation works. Other people say to slowly try to recall how your day was, but if it was full of regret like most of ours, then that isn't so effective. You can try relaxing music if you want.
And trust us. You are not the only one with this problem.
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Not all heroes wear capes 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Bless this man. Bless him.
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Not all heroes wear capes 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
NO CAPES
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When nobody watches 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You bitches have actual fucking Superman in front of you. Open your eyes.
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Thanks, bathtub fish 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Took the words right out of my mouth. Thank you, good sir.
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As a female I can attest to the validity of this practice 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I know, right? It's a hassle, but it's worth it.
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Ice cream sale 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Keep him
OHGODNO 96 comments
guest · 8 years ago
IF ONLY HE AT LEAST DRENCHED IT IN HAND SANITIZER FIFTY TIMES
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Can you guess the movie? 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I really wanna say Bojack Horseman
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So true 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
:)
I don't know if you saw the movie yet but I will say nothing more
just
:)
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When none of my friends likes Star Wars 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You need new friends
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Cute karate kid seriously recites her karate vows 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
OH SHE'S SO CUTE!
YOU GO LITTLE GIRL. KEEP GOING, LITTLE GIRL.
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True Love and Devotion 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Seeing these two always makes me happy. Thanks for this. :)
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Hello fishes! 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
HELLO DOG
HELLO DOG
HELLO DOG
HELLO DOG
HELLO DOG
HELLO DOG
HELLO DOG
HELLO DOG
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That's one way to get out of doing your finals 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
GOOD LUCK
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It must be mine! 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Aw, but she's trying really hard.
Nye's Ties 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
BILL NYE WITH SCIENCE TIES!
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Your Opinion is Racist 27 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Dude. No. The-they're different. They really are. Look at it, oh my god, they're different.
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The typical pose 22 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You did the damn thing on purpose, didn't you. You sly dog
Am I the only one around here who eats it that way? 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
PHRASING
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... And this is why we can't have birthdays with a cat in the house 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I think you mean why you SHOULD always have birthdays with a cat in the house.
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She just didn't get it 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yeah, her husband.
Okay, I know the rest of you said this, but if you SOOOOMEHOW landed that spouse, your face would be stuck like that with or without surgery
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