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The cardboard teacher is what killed me.

You're just a waste of the universe.

http://malekkleston.tumblr.com/post/66510278149/if-u-ever-feel-sad-remember-there-is-a-flower

It's always been my dream to use all of the ink in a pen, but I always lose them before I can.

Is her name nothing?

11 days worth of french homework, 3 pg research paper, 4 short essays, 2 class journals, and a 3 pg midterm review packet all due tomorrow. I just baked a batch of chocolate cookies and am now on funsubstance...... it's too late for me.

Because, Nina can wear the fuck whatever she wants.

And the people wearing baseball caps

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I suddenly have an urge for slim jims

It's not really that bad considering that most, if not all, of the houses are standing on beams above water. They obviously plan for this to the point that no one really get's hurt.

Danny Phantom reference!!! XD

What's the joke?

GUYS!! I just realized that funsubstance upgraded the scrolling bar!

Pencil: But no matter how many of those capped erasers I put on, at the end of the day, none of them amount to the original. To you.

More like, "On your mark.. Get set.. No

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets.

Bird nest

All rocks go to heaven.

Does Kim Kardashian gets royalty payments whenever someone buys her sex video?

I've always loved the smell of fresh cut grass, yet... I suddenly feel dirty..

I suddenly have the urge to see every Disney movie rewritten and screened in CGI, starting with Aladdin

My favorite movie is.... umm... ABC's?

(The bulge, look at the bulge)

This is an add on, but I remember when I was being bullied by my classmates constantly to the point of tears. Ridiculed everyday, jumped, my things stolen. I never told anyone, but I was never able to get over it and after I graduated things didn't get better. Because after being bullied like that for so long I began to turn on myself and to wonder what was wrong with me. One day I got the courage to tell my Mom about what was going on. That I cried nearly everyday, was depressed, and had thoughts of suicide. She brushed me off and told me that it probably wasn't that serious since I wasn't cutting or physically harming myself. At the time, I assumed she was right and tried to ignore it, but later realized that it was serious and for her to tell me I needed to be cutting myself to prove I felt this deep sadness and helplessness was wrong. What I'm trying to say is that while even the smallest cut could hold immeasurable amounts of sadness, the skin without scars can have just as m

Questions like that shouldn't be allowed in schools teaching children. What happens when they're in college taking another class and the professor starts a discussion about the beginning. Is she going to stand up God? School is preparing you for further education and I can't imagine what type of school is going to take these sorts of answers and consider accepting you. *End rant*

One day a chicken was ovulating unfertilized eggs and someone came along and decided to crack open one of these eggs and eat it.

Who was the first to say, lets see if humans can drink the liquid coming from that cow tits.

My sphincter, for taking care of the bull shit

I did not see that coming.