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I've met many pricks in life but you, sir, are a cactus.

Okay.

That title was just beautiful.

Omg, you're reading the Mortal Instruments!

For those of you who think that your friends are just pulling your leg with the whole Boogeyman shizzle, it's real. All of it is real.

It helps make you ten times hotter.

*watches as Goldilocks scrambles out of the house and runs towards the sunset* The slurry runs.