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Don't drink and Photoshop. 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
He is two-toned! A Neapolitan Human!
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Reminds me of the time my dad brought home 10lbs of carrots 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
My dad once was in charge of buying food for our dinner guests, so he bought 40 pounds of pork. For five people. The ensuing stress and shouting led to my mother being bedridden for the next nine weeks. I really, really wish I could be making this up.
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Bedtime for cutie 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Why does the kid only say "ye"? Does she speak Olde English?
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Best country 40 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yeah, but they are super close to declaring national bankruptcy
That's probably how Mario sees his way 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If he sees it like that, why doesn't he just go around the course and cause us less pain?
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I'm Alive in my ass 396 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This is Gospel In My Ass
Preach it 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I think it's a belt
Painting some happy little beards 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This guys doesn't need paint classes, he's already a master
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Hide the pain 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm oddly attracted to him...and I'm not sure why...I don't get it....why...
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John Boyega loves Harrison Ford 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Fake it until you make it
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My face every time 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Looks like that Panic! At the Disco guy with the big forehead
92% 35 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Why am I the only dead one?
You Can't Fight It 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Why in the world would any human need that many products in the shower? You literally only need four! Shampoo, conditioner, body wash, and shaving cream! This goes for all genders. I am a girl, and I don't understand this at all.
When you really hate Christmas music 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Sorry, Christmas the first time.
When you really hate Christmas music 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Have any of you actually heard modern Christian music? I'm a Christian, and it is TERRIBLE. ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE. It is some of the most vanilla stuff out there. He shouldn't have thrown the bottle, but I can't say I disagree with his opinion.
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Tit...For...Tat? 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'd Like to imagine that the OP is Asian. Then their parents would break into their room and beat them with the drawers themselves.
aaay where are all my musicians attt? 38 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It spells CABBAGE, apparently. Here is was trying to sing it out loud, wishing I ha don't violin with me to identify the tune.
Oh please, we all know he's one of the villains 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
But that might actually work....0_0
Masks 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Kylos mask apparently goes under his well-conditioned hair
Another heartbreaking loss 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Why did I wrote that whole thing in angry past tense?
Another heartbreaking loss 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
His name was Poppin Fresh. He did in fact have a wife, and does in fact have kids according to Pillsbury.
Shh is ok bby 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Is that Bradley Cooper in a suit?
Zodiac: Day 12. What do you do when the world ends? 24 comments
guest · 8 years ago
As a Sagittarius, more or less
Zodiac: Day 12. What do you do when the world ends? 24 comments
guest · 8 years ago
My sister is a Capricorn. That is absolutely true
Korean girl's response to eating American BBQ for the first time 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
As a Korean/American hybrid, they are both soooo delicious!
Find the 6 hidden words 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Couch-o
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Plus sized models 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I think when they say plus sized, they mean over size twelve or somethin like that. Based on those parameters, you can have any level of fat on you body, it is based in this case on her height and bone width.
Me 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That realization just made this 900000 times better
Young David Tennant, everyone. 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
he looked like a mouse, but turned out hot.
Girls who don't go to school 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If that's all society tells women they are worth, and if women are dumb enough to blindly accept that, then women deserve to be treated as such. I am saying this as a minority woman. I believe in oppression, quite the opposite. But if a grown woman(not a child) can look around her, at the huge number of women out there making change and earning good money, and still think "I have to be what boys want, as my entire life and worth belongs to them as I am intrinsically worthless" because she will not take the effort to think for herself, then she deserves to fulfill that expectation. To say that women are victims of society who are too dim to realize that what modern society tells them can be wrong;
that is disrespectful to women.
I am apologize about the rant and general length, but I kind of have a lot on my chest right now. Thank you.
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How Tacos should be 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
So Carlos has got laid sometime in the past?
How the hell do you wear this? 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's for LEGolas
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Ready 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Maybe his stair farts will gas the zombies to extermination
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Commenting about the movie adaptations 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
We fan girls and boys think that we HATE the Percy Jackson films. But our hate is nothing compared to the hate of our overlord, master, and least favorite uncle Uncle Rick
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I'm sorry, but it is achievement for me 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
No, you don't understand: this is so so real. Shit happens. Shit is real.
Who shot first? 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If you slow it down, greedo did
Uk's grading system 43 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Did you take a picture of your computer screen?
Olaf the Snowman 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Imagine that thing in a horror movie.
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Stay weird, everybody 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Best part: Andrew Scott is gay
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The New Steve Irwin 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'd say this is insanely dangerous, but he's Australian
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Not my meme but I agree 29 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Perhaps encouraging church participation could be a good way to get a already religious person to socialize. Prayer could help an already religious person cope with things out of their control. But I have a feeling this post is talking about a very specific person.
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Give this computer a Nobel prize ... Or a medium pack of Doritos atleast 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
These people would techno be more beautiful than the average person, as their face would be more symmetrical, because it is an average.
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How to be an adult 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Backstory: kid starts YouTube channel. Channel makes money. Kid acts like a dick to mom, because she feel like he can, because he is making money. Kid tells mom to clean up his stuff for him, tells mom she is not his boss, etc. Kid posts derogatory stuff about mom on social media. Mom does revenge.
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So many people do it 42 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I think like under the age of ten or so is fine. Little pecks are totally harmless. But then again, I'm also from a culture that slaps butts as a sign of congratulations.
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aint that some shit 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
How badly would you need to poop to cry every week?
The difference between the UK and the USA 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He fucked a pig
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This show was the highlight of my childhood 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Explanation: Francine(the head on the lawn) had been stuffing her emotions away, and was getting progressively angrier and angrier, but never showing it. The other kids were concerned that Francines emotions stuffed inside could cause her to explode. This would be the aftermath to that explosion.
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Ruining a kid's Christmas 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Awwww! Her name is Jinjoo! That mean Pearl in Korean!
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Having a bad day? 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't know man....I mean, horses are SUPER gay
really now 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Oooooooook
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