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"Let's support local business."
Goes and orders everything off Amazon.

Apparently not wanting to pay for someone else's birth control is the equivalent of banning it.

The most space is taken up by the titles of the sections, not the sections (actual info) themselves.
Also, if you have some work history, being able to say "redesigned X product to take out 20% of cost"would be better than cute formatting.

It all may get scanned and put into a word-recognition algorithm, so the weird formatting may make the scanning go poorly.

"This child is non-judgmental"
It looks to me like he (correctly) judged that self-harm is bad and she should stop doing it.

LOLs...makes a jerk comment anticipating some other group's jerk comments.

Alxx...

Hillary kept a separate email server while secretary of state

Owls: Thanks for making such a grippy and easy to hold container for our next meal!

A handful of royalty having "selfies" painted once every few years vs everyone taking a selfie every few minutes.

It's a legitimate question...why would someone interested in his bottom line hire someone who earns 33% more for the same work? It points out that the "statistic" that so ten gets quoted has some errors...it accounts for all women and all men without accounting for types of jobs or years of experience. I looked into the numbers thinking "they MUST have accounted for those factors because the information would be meaningless otherwise," and it turned out that this statistic IS meaningless because it's just the raw totals compared to each other.

1. The "rich people" include the pension funds that invest in stocks, and people who are paying for their own retirement via their IRAs and 401ks.
2. If this issue is so important, why don't all you concerned people join together to buy the patent rights on AIDS drugs and then give them away? Why do you insist that *other* people have to price their property to your liking? Of course the guy's a douche, but again, why is he obligated to price something he owns to someone else's approval?

No fatties...not a single one.

To understand what's wrong with 0bama, you'd need to read some newspapers and not get all your information from memes and late night talk shows.

Plus, all the welfare people who are probably Bernie Sanders Supporters need a day off of doing nothing.

I'm not hungry for attention, I just dye my hair red, paint my lips blue, and have a big nose ring, just like all the people who blend in.

Maybe he's just bowing to the boy, like he bows to each sheik.

"Make it stop"
There's a way to stop getting older, but you won't like it...

It's not illegal to drive on private property without a drivers license, and a store parking lot is private property.

It's really neat how all that happened coincidentally.

Irony: If it weren't for stupid problems to comment on, comedians like Louis CK wouldn't have a anything to make career out of.

and not just fat, but that cellulite...OMG.

Actually, time certainly exists, and is not an artificial construct. Man's measurement of time may be artificial, and our excessive dependence on scheduling may be limiting our ability to deal with other things, I'll grant you that. But, good luck meeting people, going to a game, or doing much else if you refuse to acknowledge that we do certain things by the clock and calendar.

Time is the fourth dimension in Physics.

Why does the male have to buy for the female? All this "man pays" mentality comes from when girls and women didn't have jobs or couldn't get one as lucrative as a man. So, here's one more way a woman thought of that a man should buy her stuff. I get the point about a book being better than a drink, but why is there the undercurrent of the man always buying stuff for a woman, especially one he just wants to meet and talk to for a minute?

Pssshhhht. White people be lookin all alike.

"The one thing..."
Lists many more than one thing.

For when a .45 won't penetrate body armor.

We atheists better jump in here and point out that he's wasting time and money with this false belief.

"The thing I want is expensive, and the people I want to buy it for me don't want to pay. That makes them 'evil ass old people.'"

College CAN be affordable. You may have to go to a local school fir the first two years, or maybe all four. You may have to forgo your dream college experience of not working, of endless activities, etc. You may have to major in something that results in a job with income potential that can pay back loans instead of the most fun thing to study.
Or, there are two year schools that canaward a technical/associate's degree. Not everything requires four years of college.
Face it...stuff costs money, now, way back then, in the future. People found a way to deal with it. If it's not worth the money to you, why should everyone else foot the bill?