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Before the Minions, there were these guys 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
The rabids are awesome, though. And the minions were at first, too. Then it got ridiculous.
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The original Jurassic Park 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
The first picture is an animatronic. The rest are cg. But the point remains accurate.
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Finally watched Land Before Time and it is toooooo tooo adorable!!! 18 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Yeah. The first one is the only one worth watching over the age 10.
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Wisconsin man strikes 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
More like, "The fuck am I being arrested for? I did everyone a favor!"
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I'm broke af 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
True that. When you don't have the money to pay for the necessities, that's when you are broke.
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Ayyyyy :) 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
NSFW, dude.
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one of the best movies ever! 11 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Both.
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They can destroy a man's life with one lie 53 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Actually, the legal and personal effect a false rape charge can cause can linger for the rest of a person's life. Their job options will be heavily limited, and they are labeled as a sex offender. It ruins a life.
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a public menace 8 comments
guest · 4 years ago
This is perfect.
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Never understood the TSA 11 comments
guest · 4 years ago
It's about explosive mixtures. You can have 2 liquids which are completely stable seperately, but once they are combined, they become a high explosive.
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Their life work is just amazing 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Yeah. Stan lee's work is complete. He doesn't actually really have any creative input on the MCU. However, if grrm dies before completing "A Dream of Spring", I'll be quite upset.
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How fox debates work 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Yeah... That's not unique to FOXNews. Every political pundit on television is like that, right-wing or left-wing.
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Why you don't see many Deadpool spoilers online 15 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Frankly, the plot is actually pretty generic. It follows very traditional superhero origin story formulas. It's the character that makes it unique.
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Me after watching deadpool today... 19 comments
guest · 4 years ago
"If you so much as look at her again, you'll find out i have some hard spots, too."
Long pause.
"That didn't come out right."
Pause.
whisper "Or did it?"
*Licks face*
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Damn kids 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Level of education is not related to you being a butt baby or not. Both the ignorant and highly-degreed can be wussies or wimps, and do/say something to bring on the label of butt-baby.
Jesus take the wheel 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
His Father drove an old Plymouth. Didn't you hear that He drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden "in His Fury?"
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Death Becomes Her was awesome 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ladies/women/girls: There's magazine cover model pretty (50th percentile features, professional makeup and lighting, airbrushed)...and then there's pretty in the real world. It's rare that someone doesn't have some off-kilter feature...nose not aquiline enough, cheekbones not shaped like the makeup artist artifically tries to make them look, freckles, hair color, whatever. But I look around and see so many beautiful women and girls it's weird to read about so many being insecure or unhappy about something inconsequential.
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Hate this feeling 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No...a reference to the fact that we are all mortal, and the day our clock stops ticking is the day we cease to age.
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Proud non reader of books 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There are things--knowledge, feelings, understanding, an emotiuonal connection--that you can only get from poetry, others you can only get from songs, and others you can only get from books. Choosing to be ignorant isn't good, and being proud of your ignorance is worse.

As a medium, books have stoooood the test of time, probably much better than what Kanye calls "music" will.
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This is apparently an acceptable food aisle in Texas 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I fail to see what is wrong with this aisle.
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What would be your expression, then? 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is the front student Ted mosby?
When your friend asks for pineapple on their pizza 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
On the second one, you can see him flinch before the slap.
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Unusual friendship between wolf and bear documented by Finnish photographer 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Disney needs to make this movie.
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Fat cat being fat 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I feel horrible for laughing, but I am.
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