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My mother is upset with me for using too much toilet paper. (sarcastically): Well I'll just leave me posterior covered in fecal matter to save you money you hard ass

Sneak* performance art

That happened to my grandfather

I always get stuck in the infinite loop... "Okay I'm going now, uh huh. Yeah. Uh huh. Uh huh... Yep, Getting off the line now. Yep. Haha! Okay! Bye! Okay, bye!"