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Weird Satanist Guy 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm so glad that nobody asked for your opinion.
Proper time management 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Jesus someone finally said it, these are grown adults who get paid horribly and get disrespected by children all day every day. A little bit of empathy goes a long way.
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He used a better term 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Child: "I WOULD ALSO LIKE THE SLICED REMNANTS OF YOUR IRISH SUBSIDIES!"
Waiter: "...Hash browns. You mean hash browns."
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Well? Insert title for self. 54 comments
guest · 8 years ago
@ reawithaphonehead--how DARE you. We identify as HEXAGON'S. Jesus man, it's the 21st century, show some acceptance. :P
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Well? Insert title for self. 54 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I spoke to the devil actually, he said your reference is invalid because he's not real. Actually, it wasn't the devil it was some guy in a costume. A unicorn costume. A guy in a unicorn costume giving advice.
That's the value of what you said. A fake character from a made up situation giving reference to a real scenario.
Well? Insert title for self. 54 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*also squinting* Yeeeeaaah... I'm not sure I believe in GRAVITY either, and anyone who does is an attention whore.
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that was a close one 43 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It was dark enough that an Olympic-class diver didn't notice that there wasn't any water in a full-sized diving/lap pool, but apparently he had enough light to stumble his way to the diving board?
You know, I burnt my toast at breakfast this morning and I could have sword it look like Jesus's left hand. I'm going to take this as a sign from god that I'm allowed to slap people who create overly religious posts that seek to perpetuate Judeo-Christian propaganda on a website that's primary purpose is comedic relief.
"Boy... that escalated quickly!"
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I like Foo Fighters, but still 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That's because ALL of their songs sound exactly the same.
It matters A LOT 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You're fucking wrong.
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Pick-up Lines From Lord Of The Rings 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
They missed my favorite one "Was your ass forged by Sauron? Because that shit is precious"
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Sounds like an interesting book 36 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That's just what he's told you....
Kids today will never know 30 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I don't know, just because they don't seem happy doesn't mean they weren't there for all of these dates. Maybe they just don't care? I don't know them though so I can't say exactly what the deal is here.
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Dammit lily 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
At least he said "gently"?
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Shit just got real. 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If only :(
And that's why I love flynn 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
not true --- Teen Beach Movie's female lead questions it. Super Funny