Pick-up Lines From Lord Of The Rings

*saving to phone for future use*

Baby, let me explore your Mines of Moria.

The Hobbit ones :
I love you there and back again
Your eyes shine brighter than the Arkenstone
Wanna go on an adventure?
I wish I had your number in my pocketses

Actually Mount Doom isn't hot, in fact it's quite cold. They explain it in the LOTR books

They missed my favorite one "Was your ass forged by Sauron? Because that shit is precious"

Most of these aren't romantic, their kinda gross