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Regular people 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Angelica Houston was a great Morticia.
Sleeping Over At Your Friend's House Without A Blanket 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This is why you should always have your towel with you.
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I'm not alone 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Why not both?
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Checkmate evolution! 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
We're actually pastafarian.
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Kids seeing a TV for 1st time in 1948 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Is that Amy Farrah Fowler in the reflection?
Ahah 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
If you ate one hot pocket every two minutes it would take 48 days straight.
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"Deadpool was so revolutionary..." 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The new one did; the one with Stallone is awesome.
What happened when a women got pulled over for speeding 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Some balls are held for charity, some for fancy dress. The balls held for pleasure are the ones I like best.
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They said i could become anything.... 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
And yet, he still has a beer gut.
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Be original 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Hey y'all, watch this....
Cool ideas to make your life better 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Mythbusters (RIP)
Dogs: 0 porcupine: 1 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You'd think they would learn not to mess with a porcupine after this, but no. I can't tell you how many times I've pulled quills out of my dog's muzzle.
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Lucky lisa 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
They're Bouviers not Simpsons.
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Travel Photos Get More Interesting When You Add Toy Dinosaurs 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Welp, looks like I need to pick up some dinosaurs.
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Deep deep water 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Looks like there's a few Kaiju in there.
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Just my natural reaction 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Hey, can i drive?
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Get nuked son 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm Iroquois, what's your ancestry?
This is very unsettling 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Dammit, right hands.
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This is very unsettling 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I've heard of two left feet, but four left hands?
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Down vote if you must. I am ready 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Well, let's see; Bush handed him an economy that was tanking, gas prices approaching $5/gallon, a real estate market that crashed and burned, people losing everything they owned, a full blown war in the middle east.
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Best sticker I've seen in a while! 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yes, and with less security.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Has no one besides me and faze3 watched Mr. Ed?
A horse is a horse, of course, of course 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And no one can talk to a horse, of course
I can confirm goose are doucebags 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Hi rosalinas. I've been a guest on FS for quite some time (not one of those nasty ones). You may have just given me a reason to register. Let me find my pics and I will post them.
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Oh snap 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Why would you keep your ex's contact info?
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I can confirm goose are doucebags 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Has anyone seen a wood duck? A couple were looking to maybe nest on my deck last spring. I took some pictures. They have teeth in their beak and claws on their feet. They don't quack, they make a sound like a quiet "wheee" whistle. Whenever the female disappeared for too long the male would sit on my deck railing and "wheeeeeee" until she returned. It was an amazing experience.
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A real keeper 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
col.
First fight box 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You obviously have not fallen in love yet.
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f*ckin move! 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I dismantled a toy firetruck and attached the electronics to a board that I can adjust to fit on a cart. It's quite effective.
Blood on Snow 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Hey St0nefest, is this awesome or what?
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Japanese hamster bread 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Take them to a peta rally and eat them in front of the wing-nuts.
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Where 11% of the world's gold is 49 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Your phrasing is perfect.
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white girl problems 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Me: I'll have a large coffee.
Starbucks: A......wha?
Me: A large coffee.
Starbucks: ...............we don't make that.
Me: Get your largest cup, fill it up with black coffee and point me towards the cream.
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Sleep cures all 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Can't do, I've got shepherds pie.
R.I.P. Car 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Get a second opinion.
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I'm a herse 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Same color scheme on the walls as that post 16 above this one.
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rip 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Advanced idiot?
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Raymond Reddington: The blacklist. Duh. 116 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Castle.
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Presidential aging 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
My thoughts exactly, and who'll be the VP? Do we know and do we want that person as president?
Humanity is the greatest religion 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Humanity is greater than religion.
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It'll be use full information someday 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
......ebyam?
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How a history teacher shows up his first week 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*should've or should have
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You always have to check 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Ha. I have two cans I purchased myself to give to me for Christmas. One is almost finished, the other is hidden somewhere where I'll find it in a couple months. It's still sealed so it damn well better be cookies.
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Fav books? 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The ship who sang by Anne McCaffrey
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Stay in the room 54 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's not just dogs. My wife and I found a feral kitten that some kids were throwing rocks at. Took her to the vets and found out she was maybe 2 months old. 18 years and 2 cross country moves later we had to put her down due to kidney failure. Hardest thing I've ever done in my life.
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Can't Be Really Sure Until I Do It A Few Times 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Actually, I had a Chevy X-11 that, if it was in gear and you didn't push in the clutch and tried to start it, it would 'drive'. I learned the stick wobble fairly quick but neglected to mention it to anyone else. My stepfather accidentally drove it through the back of the garage when he went to move it.
Inspirational quotes are deep and smelly 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Actually, I buy things I want, with money that I have, that I couldn't have growing up in poverty, to impress no one, because it makes me happy. I work hard, don't stupidly vandalize public toilets, and try to enjoy my life.
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Stuffed animals are adorable 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Never! Pillow fortress, tea and popcorn; I'm yours.
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Checking webmd for a friendly diagnosis 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That's not an elbow.
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But where will superheroes change clothes then? 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
All the better to track you with, my dear.