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I don't think the kids at the hospital are old enough to drive, though.

Running into the wrong wall at hogwarts like

This is from owl turd comics btw

As a lesbian I can attest I am 100% not jealous.

I'm not even religious and this made me smile.

I would absolutely trip while wearing that. The result would not be ideal,

They would be a better candidate than the ones we have running in the united states right now.

Oh deer

They give you a fur coat so that you can still pet them when they're not there.

Fun fact - swans are very agressive and territorial. You ever see a pair of swans floating on a lake, looking all serene and romantic? Theyre actually feathered satans. A pair will claim a lake and chase away/attack any other bird that tries to land in it.

As someone with mormon family I can confirm that my grandparents skipped from age 68 to 70

I would probably buy about 7481 kittens.

I think you mean 'cookies'.

The guy on the bottom: Day 69 they are still playing the same song. Please put me on the front row because I cannot listen to 'Happy' played on the flute one more time.

In this world, it's punch or get punched.

Wow, how have you been typing this whole time without any thumbs?

check out things-better-than-minions.tumblr.com its perfect

same as potatochips

When I came out as a lesbian my parents basically said not to label myself and that its a 'belief'. I won't be able to date girls until I move out. My friends, on the other hand, have been very supportive so I guess that makes up for it.

As an authentic female I can verify this is true. We also enjoy food and soft clothes/animals.

Fun story: apparently when I was younger (about two) i tried to kill my baby sister twice. The first time I pushed her down a flight of stairs. The other time my parents came into the room and found me with a rope around her neck. I was not a nice toddler.

Me as a parent

I really want to touch the little boy's hair, it looks like sheep wool.

I would just walk up to it and stare at it as if i could see in and make the person inside really uncomfortable.

This is a mutation of the red fox and i believe it only occurs in captivity.

No matter who is elected our country is going downhill.

Many girls will be lost under the avalance of bobby pins that is sure to pour out.

Hurry, kick the ice cubes under the fridge and it never happened?

SAVAGE

"Misheard it as 'fire sheet' instead of 'dryer sheet'. Did not end well."

Well I DO like loop-de-loops....

The fourth from last one makes me think of the Hitachiin twins from Ouran.

That must be a pain to set up though.

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS GIF FOR SO LONG YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

This appears to be Phorusrhacids, or 'Terror bird'

"Sheryl, have you been... seeing other dogs?"

This comic is called Owl Turd Comics and you can find it on tapastic!

He's becoming aware

In the second panel he looks very sarcastic. "Oh, you're dying? Well do diddly darn oh well."

Are you saying that stabbing people is the chest is NOT an acceptable way to show your love?

I thought that 'shiitake' said 'shitcake' and I was about to be very concerned.

Alternatively, "Ive been putting my dog poo in the letter post box for two years!"

What if it isn't biologically possible?

If anyone is curious, this guy is called a 'room guardian' and is made by anyaboz on deviantart.

This comic is on webtoons and is called Blue Chair - its really awesome and you guys should check it out.