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I still don't get why I find that funny 12 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I don't think the kids at the hospital are old enough to drive, though.
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Accurate summary of life 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Running into the wrong wall at hogwarts like
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A really cool idea for a new anime 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
This is from owl turd comics btw
Anon flexes in cubicle 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
As a lesbian I can attest I am 100% not jealous.
Steve irwin right now 11 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I'm not even religious and this made me smile.
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The coolest costume to serve drinks in 17 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I would absolutely trip while wearing that. The result would not be ideal,
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Ahh sarcasm is a wonderful thing 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
They would be a better candidate than the ones we have running in the united states right now.
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Buzzfeed and their lists 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Oh deer
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Cuddling with the cat 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
They give you a fur coat so that you can still pet them when they're not there.
Are swans really that bad tho? 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Fun fact - swans are very agressive and territorial. You ever see a pair of swans floating on a lake, looking all serene and romantic? Theyre actually feathered satans. A pair will claim a lake and chase away/attack any other bird that tries to land in it.
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10/10 Weekend Update on SNL this weekend 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
As someone with mormon family I can confirm that my grandparents skipped from age 68 to 70
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15 Most Expensive Things Of Its Kind 13 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I would probably buy about 7481 kittens.
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This is the most British headline I have ever seen 11 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I think you mean 'cookies'.
Setting your priorities right 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
The guy on the bottom: Day 69 they are still playing the same song. Please put me on the front row because I cannot listen to 'Happy' played on the flute one more time.
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How lovely 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
In this world, it's punch or get punched.
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I present to you, me 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Wow, how have you been typing this whole time without any thumbs?
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Stupid skeleton 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I know, the Courage the Cowardly Dog fandom can get a tad out of control.
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IHE: I Hate Minions 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
check out things-better-than-minions.tumblr.com its perfect
Voters for Trump! 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
same as potatochips
People recount what it was like to come out as gay 141 comments
guest · 4 years ago
When I came out as a lesbian my parents basically said not to label myself and that its a 'belief'. I won't be able to date girls until I move out. My friends, on the other hand, have been very supportive so I guess that makes up for it.
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Girls love memes 13 comments
guest · 4 years ago
As an authentic female I can verify this is true. We also enjoy food and soft clothes/animals.
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hte spaghetti 17 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Or Cas for Casserole
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Tumblr stories I 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Fun story: apparently when I was younger (about two) i tried to kill my baby sister twice. The first time I pushed her down a flight of stairs. The other time my parents came into the room and found me with a rope around her neck. I was not a nice toddler.
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How to dad 29 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Me as a parent
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Father minion of the year 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I really want to touch the little boy's hair, it looks like sheep wool.
I guess horrible bathroom times and great sexy times then 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I would just walk up to it and stare at it as if i could see in and make the person inside really uncomfortable.
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Nature is amazing 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
This is a mutation of the red fox and i believe it only occurs in captivity.
This. 1,000% this 28 comments
guest · 4 years ago
No matter who is elected our country is going downhill.
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Good answer 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
You mean the same view Josh Hutcherson would have?
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Erasers, erasers everywhere! 54 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Many girls will be lost under the avalance of bobby pins that is sure to pour out.
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My ice maker works 8 comments
guest · 4 years ago
same guest
Happened!*
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My ice maker works 8 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Hurry, kick the ice cubes under the fridge and it never happened?
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Y u do dis? 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
SAVAGE
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What might have happened 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
"Misheard it as 'fire sheet' instead of 'dryer sheet'. Did not end well."
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loop-da-loop is such a weird word 13 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Well I DO like loop-de-loops....
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HAHA 8 comments
guest · 4 years ago
The fourth from last one makes me think of the Hitachiin twins from Ouran.
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Just stahp, mum 15 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Being a lesbian with christian parents makes this 10000x worse
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It's so colorful 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
That must be a pain to set up though.
when you finish a summative assignment for a class and then get a 2 page essay due mon 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS GIF FOR SO LONG YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
That's big birdasaur 25 comments
guest · 4 years ago
This appears to be Phorusrhacids, or 'Terror bird'
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I hate when my owner does this 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
"Sheryl, have you been... seeing other dogs?"
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If they knew 14 comments
guest · 4 years ago
This comic is called Owl Turd Comics and you can find it on tapastic!
Scooby-whoo! 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
He's becoming aware
The Son's nose is like wha? 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
In the second panel he looks very sarcastic. "Oh, you're dying? Well do diddly darn oh well."
Damn that's deep 17 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Are you saying that stabbing people is the chest is NOT an acceptable way to show your love?
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sounds delicious 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I thought that 'shiitake' said 'shitcake' and I was about to be very concerned.
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I don't even know anymore 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Alternatively, "Ive been putting my dog poo in the letter post box for two years!"
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I can see this going horribly, horribly wrong 47 comments
guest · 4 years ago
What if it isn't biologically possible?
College life 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
If anyone is curious, this guy is called a 'room guardian' and is made by anyaboz on deviantart.
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Paris syndrome 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
This comic is on webtoons and is called Blue Chair - its really awesome and you guys should check it out.
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