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Must be with the government

Can you say "cultural appropriation"? I think you can.

Bagged milk should have a nipple on it. ;)

How can you not love them?

sounds like you bought a defective microwave.
Either that or the manufacturer is using common core math.

they still burn people alive for being witches and sorcerers, check out ISIS sometime.

beer & pretzels

pretzels and beer

Nobody who doesn't pay taxes should be allowed to vote, because they're not paying for anything!

the problem is finding anyone who read your crappy book in the first place. Heh heh heh

The other option would have resulted in world war 3, hence the world finale

Always remember, "Those who can, do. And those who can't, teach."
A lot of teachers (not all, there are some great teachers out there) are just goofballs who don't want to work and still want summers and EVERY conceivable holiday off.

You need to stop calling them "homeless" and start calling them what they are....Bums!

It's actually been proven that by stopping antibiotics once you feel better makes your immune system stronger, the meds act as a boost for your own system to take over. Look it up.

Next time try an F-150

Kids, they're not that great....neither are pathetic lonely people

And that guy just staring down the queen's boobs.

the one on the left is an alligator snapping turtle, the on he's messing with is a common snapping turtle, smaller but faster and nastier